OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[ShipIt77]

haven't played on stars in forever. thought i'd play a sng for fun. beat: accidentially registered for an omaha hi lo sng....don't know how to play omaha hi lo. i'm playing now. wish me luck

[Slim Pickens]

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haven't played on stars in forever. thought i'd play a sng for fun. beat: accidentially registered for an omaha hi lo sng....don't know how to play omaha hi lo. i'm playing now. wish me luck

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See... that's how it starts. The next thing you know you'll be sitting in a smoke-filled poker room at Sam's Town playing a $100 HORSE tournament with 20% rake and thinking you're a freaking genius.

[ShipIt77]

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haven't played on stars in forever. thought i'd play a sng for fun. beat: accidentially registered for an omaha hi lo sng....don't know how to play omaha hi lo. i'm playing now. wish me luck

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See... that's how it starts. The next thing you know you'll be sitting in a smoke-filled poker room at Sam's Town playing a $100 HORSE tournament with 20% rake and thinking you're a freaking genius.

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i have absolutely no idea what im doing. this is hilarious.
if i cash skill > luck obv

[ShipIt77]

LOOOOOL. im itm. eat it bitches

an obv tribute that poker is skill

[ShipIt77]

people keep showing me their cards and i just wanna say oooookthat means nothing to me i dont know how to play the game. this is A+ for railing

[ShipIt77]

3rd. not bad for not knowing the rules of the game.

[The Yugoslavian]

I've been without my cell phone all day as I left it at home. 20 minutes ago I arrived home to find my room door is locked and my cell phone beeping at me with unread/heard messages mockingly from within.

I do not have a key for my door.

I spend 10 minutes finding various small tools to pick the lock.

Operation pick-a-lock fails.

Then I remember that a housemate has a key for his door and I know where he hides it. It fits in my door but doesn't open it. I am very sad and contemplate crying since no one is home and I don't have a phone to call for help.

But then I get an epiphany, reach into my wallet, and in about 5 seconds I Mcguyver the door open with a Vons club card!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take a victory lap around the house and eat some "champion chip cookies" with milk.

cliff notes
brag: milk & cookies
beat: locked myself out of my room
variance: I'm [censored] mcguyver bitch

Yugoslav

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hey [censored] you im high go

[The Yugoslavian]

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hey [censored] you. im high, go

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into the kitchen and make a cheese quesadilla then

Yugoslav

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hey [censored] you. im high, go

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into the kitchen and make a cheese quesadilla then

Yugoslav

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ok what kind of cheese