Never Trust Anyone

[DoinSublime]

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from Micon / NWP

"ok basically she said that:

1) Mark Newhouse cried just about every night about his losses

2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.

3) He was there the whole time while she shot off @ high limit NL cash game internet poker and he was telling her what to do the whole time so it's not like she lost the money

4) He never humped her
5) The capt. Tom story is 100% true.

6) She definitely cut herself in the bathtub, but sure as hell didn't write "I will fly one day" on the wall. She said smears of blood at best. She did admit to cutting herself for sure... just no words on wall

I told her to get a lawyer if her story is true, and encouraged her to get some help for the cuuuuuuttttttttttiiiiiiiingggggggggggg.

GG I'm going to walk my lazy bitch dog and pass out."

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Why does this give me the feeling Brandi is going to post again? I take back what I was about to say about religious zealots. Please, let there be a God!

[Daddy Warbucks]

Sounds a lot like Micon got all these details from Brandi only.

[El Diablo]

ill,

Whoa, big news here. Link to NWP thread, please!

[illuminati]

El D,

As per your request.

This is part 2 (the Newhizzle info)

http://www.neverwinpoker.com/phpnuke...ict-31648.html

[BluffTHIS!]

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from Micon / NWP

"ok basically she said that:

1) Mark Newhouse cried just about every night about his losses

2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.

3) He was there the whole time while she shot off @ high limit NL cash game internet poker and he was telling her what to do the whole time so it's not like she lost the money

4) He never humped her
5) The capt. Tom story is 100% true.

6) She definitely cut herself in the bathtub, but sure as hell didn't write "I will fly one day" on the wall. She said smears of blood at best. She did admit to cutting herself for sure... just no words on wall

I told her to get a lawyer if her story is true, and encouraged her to get some help for the cuuuuuuttttttttttiiiiiiiingggggggggggg.

GG I'm going to walk my lazy bitch dog and pass out."

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Nice excerpt and link ill. I think the reply by another poster (O) there belongs here too:

1. Don't believe, unless 'cry' just means whine. The guy was already a millionaire at this point and had lots of 300-600 experience. He would not be seriously traumatized by live 400-800 type swings.

2. Don't believe, just because she seems to be a compulsive liar and this seems like a very obvious attempt to downgrade the truth by softening it rather than flat denying it. If their stories were 180 degree polar opposites, nobody would believe here.

3. Don't believe. Why would he lie about that? What purpose could it possibly serve to tell the internet that someone lost some money on your account when it was really you? It's not like he's seeking a reimbursement from the online community.

4. I tend to believe that but if he says she's lying I'd believe him.

5. It's in the dictionary so I assume it's true: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=captain+tom

6. Don't believe. That story is way too insane for a guy like Newhouse to have made up. Again she is trying to water the truth down by conceding a little but denying the most shocking points.

[Humble Pie]

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<font color="red"> 2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.
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Now that's a gem! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Peter McDermott]

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from Micon / NWP

2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.



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Wow, so that was actually a $30k handjob? I can just about see someone paying $30k for anal, but for a handjob?!?!

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6) She definitely cut herself in the bathtub, but sure as hell didn't write "I will fly one day" on the wall. She said smears of blood at best. She did admit to cutting herself for sure... just no words on wall.


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I heard that she didn't write the words in blood, she wrote them in jizz, using Newhizzle's tool as the pen as she was giving him the handjobby.

[Piemaster]

What a great thread. You just don't know where it is going to go next...

[Peter McDermott]

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2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.



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Sounds like Brandispin. My guess is that he was just about to put it in her ass as payment for the satellite, when excitement got the better of him and he was caught short.

Brandi wins again!

[PartyGirlUK]

My guesses

1) False for sure
2) Part 1 maybe true, part two false (they banged)
3) False. Some of the hands posted so far -- no way Mark was advising.
4) False
5) False
6) Jesus, hard to imagine he would make something so silly up