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[JP OSU]

2 tables left in 50r last night... This hand is sick on so many levels...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3537825509: $20,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (26482280), Table 10 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:12:00 ET - 2007/09/12
Pankler: hurray
Seat 1: OUEmoKid (16,765)
Seat 2: seth owns (25,781)
Seat 3: Whatisinaname (54,905)
Seat 4: KBiggz_Poker (84,085)
Seat 5: Pankler (44,616)
Seat 6: sslick000 (49,047)
Seat 7: Bsup (66,238)
Seat 8: WumplePwn (107,585)
Seat 9: rustyf_uac (19,776)
OUEmoKid antes 150
seth owns antes 150
Whatisinaname antes 150
KBiggz_Poker antes 150
Pankler antes 150
sslick000 antes 150
Bsup antes 150
WumplePwn antes 150
rustyf_uac antes 150
seth owns posts the small blind of 600
Whatisinaname posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OUEmoKid [Qc Qs]
KBiggz_Poker folds
Pankler folds
sslick000 folds
Bsup folds
WumplePwn raises to 3,100
rustyf_uac folds
OUEmoKid raises to 16,615, and is all in
seth owns folds
Whatisinaname folds
WumplePwn has 15 seconds left to act
WumplePwn calls 13,515
OUEmoKid shows [Qc Qs]
WumplePwn shows [6s 9s]
*** FLOP *** [3s 7s 8s]
*** TURN *** [3s 7s 8s] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [3s 7s 8s Qh] [5c]
OUEmoKid shows three of a kind, Queens
WumplePwn shows a flush, Nine high
WumplePwn wins the pot (36,380) with a flush, Nine high
OUEmoKid stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36,380 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 7s 8s Qh 5c]
Seat 1: OUEmoKid (button) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: seth owns (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Whatisinaname (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: KBiggz_Poker folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Pankler folded before the Flop
Seat 6: sslick000 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Bsup folded before the Flop
Seat 8: WumplePwn showed [6s 9s] and won (36,380) with a flush, Nine high
Seat 9: rustyf_uac folded before the Flop

[martenJ]

Ft table of the daily fifteen grand
must be nice to run good

PokerStars Game #12021389993: Tournament #60482931, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (20000/40000) - 2007/09/12 - 17:51:32 (ET)
Table '60482931 158' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 3: AdorSoL (393405 in chips)
Seat 4: ghettomedic3 (390169 in chips)
Seat 5: hammer6pack (94844 in chips)
Seat 6: ACESEDAI (544878 in chips)
Seat 8: martenJ (701222 in chips)
Seat 9: mbardsen (680482 in chips)
AdorSoL: posts the ante 2000
ghettomedic3: posts the ante 2000
hammer6pack: posts the ante 2000
ACESEDAI: posts the ante 2000
martenJ: posts the ante 2000
mbardsen: posts the ante 2000
ACESEDAI: posts small blind 20000
martenJ: posts big blind 40000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to martenJ [Ad Ac]
mbardsen: folds
AdorSoL: folds
ghettomedic3: folds
hammer6pack: raises 52844 to 92844 and is all-in
ACESEDAI: raises 450034 to 542878 and is all-in
martenJ: calls 502878
mbardsen said, "WOW"
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kd 2h]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kd 2h] [5s]
mbardsen said, "obv"
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kd 2h 5s] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACESEDAI: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
martenJ: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
martenJ said, "hfjhwgfrjgrkjghkowghoerkghoiererjhä"
ACESEDAI collected 900068 from side pot
hammer6pack: shows [3h 3d] (a pair of Threes)
martenJ said, "LIFETILT"
ACESEDAI collected 290532 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1190600 Main pot 290532. Side pot 900068. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Kd 2h 5s 9s]
Seat 3: AdorSoL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ghettomedic3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hammer6pack (button) showed [3h 3d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: ACESEDAI (small blind) showed [Js Jc] and won (1190600) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: martenJ (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: mbardsen folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ASPoker8]

YO!

I need Stars $$$

I have a lot of FTP, UB, or AP

someone hoooook me up

<3

seriously though PM me or AIM me

...do it, please

[supair]

[x] bubbled 7 tourneys STRAIGHT.

[EdmVan]

CL to 32nd finish in the 10 + 1r + 1ao with 519 entrants after A7<KJ, QQ<KJ, 99<A7, and AQ<KK within 5 minutes. Whoopie

[ughaulkghalugh]

http://www.pokerstars.com/fpp/store/...h-16/?utm_id=3

woo now i can listen to macy gray songs while looking at pictures of homeless white men

[Billy Bibbit]

PokerStars Game #12041030291: Tournament #60482960, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/13 - 19:05:15 (ET)
Table '60482960 41' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jpmetalman (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: SportsPlace (3080 in chips)
Seat 3: badbeatninja (2910 in chips)
Seat 4: mcatdog (2860 in chips)
Seat 5: eagle7810 (2970 in chips)
Seat 6: alesanre (4070 in chips)
Seat 7: Wachovia (2970 in chips)
Seat 8: johne147 (2140 in chips)
Seat 9: legggggggggy (3000 in chips) is sitting out
johne147: posts small blind 10
legggggggggy: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mcatdog [6s 5s]
jpmetalman: folds
SportsPlace: folds
badbeatninja: folds
mcatdog: raises 60 to 80
eagle7810: calls 80
alesanre: folds
Wachovia: folds
johne147: calls 70
legggggggggy: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 4c 7s]
johne147: bets 160
mcatdog: calls 160
eagle7810: folds
*** TURN *** [Th 4c 7s] [Kd]
johne147: checks
mcatdog: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th 4c 7s Kd] [3h]
johne147: bets 230
mcatdog: raises 670 to 900
johne147: raises 1000 to 1900 and is all-in
mcatdog: calls 1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
johne147: shows [Tc Qh] (a pair of Tens)
mcatdog: shows [6s 5s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
mcatdog collected 4380 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4380 | Rake 0
Board [Th 4c 7s Kd 3h]
Seat 1: jpmetalman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SportsPlace folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: badbeatninja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mcatdog showed [6s 5s] and won (4380) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 5: eagle7810 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: alesanre folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Wachovia (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: johne147 (small blind) showed [Tc Qh] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 9: legggggggggy (big blind) folded before Flop

[Marduk]

so first i flop a set only to get disconnected and have it fold my hand, but then the internet goes out for [censored] 45 minutes and i can't do [censored] about this [censored] thing. at least i only had one tournament going i guess, but seriously what the [censored].

[JP OSU]

So I am chipleader in both the 20r and 30r deep... lets see how I mess this up...

[BondGirl]

I dont think i have been this upset to lose a pot in a long time.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3555562106: The Fifty-Fifty (26070880), Table 72 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:12:38 ET - 2007/09/13
Seat 1: jmoneysd (10,826)
Seat 2: realdeal1983 (6,930)
Seat 3: hiddenbeauty (5,870)
Seat 4: chaz78 (9,150)
Seat 5: MotherFlusher (10,900)
Seat 6: CelinaOrchid (4,785)
Seat 7: seansean_gs (3,725)
Seat 8: PinchPinch (2,350)
Seat 9: VIETHOTTIE21 (4,452)
seansean_gs posts the small blind of 60
PinchPinch posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CelinaOrchid [As Ks]
VIETHOTTIE21 folds
jmoneysd calls 120
realdeal1983 folds
hiddenbeauty folds
chaz78 folds
MotherFlusher folds
CelinaOrchid raises to 480
seansean_gs folds
PinchPinch folds
jmoneysd calls 360
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kc 6h]
jmoneysd checks
CelinaOrchid has 15 seconds left to act
CelinaOrchid bets 720
jmoneysd calls 720
*** TURN *** [Tc Kc 6h] [5d]
jmoneysd bets 840
CelinaOrchid raises to 3,585, and is all in
jmoneysd calls 2,745
CelinaOrchid shows [As Ks]
jmoneysd shows [4c 3d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kc 6h 5d] [7h]
CelinaOrchid shows a pair of Kings
jmoneysd shows a straight, Seven high
jmoneysd wins the pot (9,750) with a straight, Seven high
CelinaOrchid stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,750 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc Kc 6h 5d 7h]
Seat 1: jmoneysd showed [4c 3d] and won (9,750) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: realdeal1983 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: hiddenbeauty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: chaz78 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: MotherFlusher didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: CelinaOrchid (button) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: seansean_gs (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: PinchPinch (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: VIETHOTTIE21 didn't bet (folded)