Convince me to stake you

[Gullanian]

Name : Tom
Nationallity: English
Stakes : NL$10, NL$25 and NL$50 but if you really want I'll play NL$200 and above.

Strategy : If you want me to push lots of hands I will if you want, or i can play tight I have a poster of jonny chan on my wall

Cash games : yes
Tournaments : never won one, but once I put my whole bankroll on the line for a $75 s&g and won it!!!!!1112 then i bust 1/2 what I won at cash games but it's all fun isnt it "lol"

why you should stake me: It's funny when I say "cheers". Also, i will try my best seriously.

best poker moment: once lol, I had like $3 rake back from wsex and I went all in and doubled it up zzzzomg on my first hand with J4o!!!11112345

[0evg0]

bakes,

stake me plz.

okay thanks for the stake.

[TxRedMan]

This thread should have a secondary title called 'Proving BBV's desperation, Vol. II'

But, I would like a stake for $1000-$2000 omaha eight or better so I could destroy the likes of PA and Benyamine. Proof that I can beat PA is found in this hand, where I run better than Aba

Full Tilt Poker Game: Table Holly (6 max) - $50/$100 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 2:28:45 ET - 2007/02/25
Seat 1: DrPorkchop ($2,019)
Seat 2: nicepot888 ($2,764.50)
Seat 3: sbrugby ($17,141)
Seat 4: SENORSCOOP ($3,708)
Seat 5: tulane69 ($6,868)
Seat 6: TxRedMan ($5,625.50)
SENORSCOOP posts the small blind of $25
tulane69 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TxRedMan [Qd 6h 2h Ad]
TxRedMan raises to $100
DrPorkchop folds
nicepot888 folds
sbrugby raises to $150
SENORSCOOP calls $125
tulane69 folds
TxRedMan calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Js 5d 6d]
SENORSCOOP checks
TxRedMan bets $50
sbrugby raises to $100
SENORSCOOP folds
TxRedMan raises to $150
sbrugby calls $50
*** TURN *** [Js 5d 6d] [8h]
TxRedMan bets $100
sbrugby raises to $200
raises to $300
sbrugby calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Js 5d 6d 8h] [3d]
TxRedMan bets $100
sbrugby calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TxRedMan shows [Qd 6h 2h Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
(6,5,3,2,A)
sbrugby shows [Jd 2c Kc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
(6,5,3,2,A)
TxRedMan wins the high pot ($798.50) with a flush, Ace high
TxRedMan ties for the low pot ($399.50) with 6,5,3,2,A
sbrugby ties for the low pot ($399) with 6,5,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,600 | Rake $3
Board: [Js 5d 6d 8h 3d]
Seat 1: DrPorkchop didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: nicepot888 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: sbrugby (button) showed [Jd 2c Kc Ac] and won ($399) with HI: a pair of Jacks; LO: 6,5,3,2,A
Seat 4: SENORSCOOP (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: tulane69 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: TxRedMan showed [Qd 6h 2h Ad] and won ($1,198) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,5,3,2,A

Greatness, Obv.

Here's a picture of some of my money




Here's why you shouldn't stake anyone else, because BBV = this kid



And The Limp-it-Holla-Caller's = these guys, so plz dont stake them. They blew all their money on $200 bottles of hair gel and $500 toe nail clippers.

TM, Copyright of SIHB Inc.

However, I heard Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooosted J needs a stake, maybe you should ask him:



Here's a picture of some more of my winnings: I dont play for cash anymore, just naked women;

[Bakes]

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whoops i did say no PMs. fine im not answering my pms. good catch beebs

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So, just wondering, stakes for nl 10 are basically a waste of time for you, because any money that could be won is insignificant to you...right? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i mean not necessarily, but most of these nl 10 people dont have a lot of positive stats to throw out (from what i've seen at least). if theres someone out there with good 10nl stats and some trustworthyness i would have no problem bumping them right up to 50nl. its not a big difference.

[Gullanian]

Plzzz stake me im running so bad atm I just need some more money

[OneChipWarrior]

I can convince anyone of anything. All you need in life is wit, balls and talent. So convincing you to stake me was easy. Pm for stars name.

[ImsaKidd]

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Name : Tom
Nationallity: English
Stakes : NL$10, NL$25 and NL$50 but if you really want I'll play NL$200 and above.

Strategy : If you want me to push lots of hands I will if you want, or i can play tight I have a poster of jonny chan on my wall

Cash games : yes
Tournaments : never won one, but once I put my whole bankroll on the line for a $75 s&g and won it!!!!!1112 then i bust 1/2 what I won at cash games but it's all fun isnt it "lol"

why you should stake me: It's funny when I say "cheers". Also, i will try my best seriously.

best poker moment: once lol, I had like $3 rake back from wsex and I went all in and doubled it up zzzzomg on my first hand with J4o!!!11112345

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I cant even tell if youre a troll or a noob trying to be funny.

[Gullanian]

I guess im a noob

[EvanJC]

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whoops i did say no PMs. fine im not answering my pms. good catch beebs

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i sent you a pm anyway, b/c i'm crazy.

[mbillie1]

here's a pretty bad graph... $.50/$1, not a great selling point but hey... this thread needed some good honest busto graphs [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] this is also why it is bad to play underrolled. stakez me plz and 10qz [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]