Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[Bakes]

hey guys i need to move like 10-15k off of ub or stars and on to full tilt. only the reputable need pm. thanks!

[jsnipes28]

for some reason this hand made me incredibly happy. feels like it's been so long since i was on the right end of one of these. i think my time is coming

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($552.10)</font>
CO ($367.20)
Button ($398)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($559.65)</font>
BB ($426.40)
UTG ($355.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $52</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $36.

Flop: ($106) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $80</font>, MP calls $80.

Turn: ($266) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $190</font>, MP calls $190.

River: ($646) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $235</font>, MP calls $232.10 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1113.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd Kh (three of a kind, kings).
MP has Kc As (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $1113.09. </font>

[HP]

I prefer a push on the river, I think it gets more calls than betting 235

I'm serious

[PerDoom]

No one's folding once they get to the river getting 4:1.

[Gary Stevenson]

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whoohoo new avatar by request of gary

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TY

[DoGGz]

My only goal is to continue playing (winning) like this. First 3 days of May:

[dtan05]

DoGGz, aren't you HSNL?

[DopamineRelease]

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DoGGz, aren't you HSNL?

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BBV Thread here

[Black winter day]

Ok, this is getting ridiculous.
I am running so horribly that i actually start to shake every time i get KK and someone reraises.
I ether flop nuts and noone has anything or miss every huge draw for stack.
It is also popular to give me second set on the the turn vs top set, runner runner straight to pay off quads and flopped flush and when i bluffed and got called, 3 hands later on a board of 46955, when i shoved the river with AA, same villain thought for a while and finally called with pocket 4s.Flush over flush, flush over straight, boat over flush, boat over boat, every villain's draw gets there.

When will it end?
I really am playing good, that is why i am floating at zero for the past 30-35k hands and not down like gazillion buyins.
Actually had the strength to walk away today when i started to tilt, at least there is that...

[g-p]

i remember a while back someone posted something about how they googled their name and found some good posts about them in other places, or were referred to somewhere or another. everyone should do that now.

i found 3 hands on liquidpoker where im referred to as a lunatic or complete nuts or where someone recommends the hero should just vomit vs me, yay