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[mlagoo]

OMG life tilt wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP2 (t1395)
MP3 (t5015)
CO (t2975)
Hero (t8475)
SB (t4550)
BB (t5920)
UTG (t3025)
UTG+1 (t3185)
MP1 (t11875)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t150</font>, MP1 calls t150, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls t150, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t150, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (t675) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t200</font>, MP1 calls t200, MP3 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1300</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls t1100.

Turn: (t3475) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t300</font>, Hero calls t300.

River: (t4075) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: t4075

Results in white below:
MP1 has Ac 4c (one pair, twos).
Hero has 3h 4h (one pair, twos).
Outcome: MP1 wins t4075.

[mlagoo]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool same exact guy, a few orbits later, last hand before the end of the rebuy period:

PokerStars Game #10105107249: Tournament #50597583, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/25 - 22:58:22 (ET)
Table '50597583 101' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Masterful_MT (2735 in chips)
Seat 2: rscad (4870 in chips)
Seat 3: bigcoop4u (6135 in chips)
Seat 4: mlagoo (8375 in chips)
Seat 5: Jimmy_TwoX (4665 in chips)
Seat 6: NL Tino (5345 in chips)
Seat 7: AceHighOddz (4100 in chips)
Seat 8: heath83 (1910 in chips)
Seat 9: KingOfAces91 (16150 in chips)
Masterful_MT: posts small blind 50
rscad: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [Jd Jh]
bigcoop4u: folds
mlagoo: raises 200 to 300
Jimmy_TwoX: folds
NL Tino: folds
AceHighOddz: folds
heath83: folds
KingOfAces91: calls 300
Masterful_MT: folds
rscad: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [9s 4c 5s]
rscad: bets 700
mlagoo: calls 700
KingOfAces91: calls 700
*** TURN *** [9s 4c 5s] [Th]
rscad: bets 500
mlagoo: calls 500
KingOfAces91: raises 3300 to 3800
rscad: folds
mlagoo: raises 3575 to 7375 and is all-in
KingOfAces91: calls 3575
*** RIVER *** [9s 4c 5s Th] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mlagoo: shows [Jd Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
KingOfAces91: shows [7d 5d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
KingOfAces91 collected 18300 from pot

[mlagoo]

NO WAY! SAME GUY, TWO HANDS AFTER REBUY PERIOD ENDS. IVE NEVER BEEN OWNED THIS HARD AGHGHGHsdhgsflkgjsagkjsa

PokerStars Game #10105277237: Tournament #50597583, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/25 - 23:09:15 (ET)
Table '50597583 101' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Masterful_MT (2685 in chips)
Seat 2: rscad (5520 in chips)
Seat 3: bigcoop4u (10635 in chips)
Seat 4: mlagoo (4850 in chips)
Seat 5: Jimmy_TwoX (6665 in chips)
Seat 6: NL Tino (5295 in chips)
Seat 7: AceHighOddz (6100 in chips)
Seat 8: heath83 (1910 in chips)
Seat 9: KingOfAces91 (25625 in chips)
mlagoo: posts small blind 75
Jimmy_TwoX: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [Qc Qs]
NL Tino: folds
AceHighOddz: folds
heath83: calls 150
KingOfAces91: raises 450 to 600
Masterful_MT: folds
bigcoop4u said, "good value bet on the river thogh"
rscad: folds
bigcoop4u: folds
mlagoo: raises 4250 to 4850 and is all-in
Jimmy_TwoX: folds
heath83: folds
KingOfAces91: calls 4250
NL Tino said, "yeah it was brilliant"
*** FLOP *** [7h Td 5h]
*** TURN *** [7h Td 5h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [7h Td 5h Ah] [7d]
mlagoo said, "so sick."
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mlagoo: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
KingOfAces91: shows [5c 5d] (a full house, Fives full of Sevens)
KingOfAces91 collected 10000 from pot

[bosoxx05]

After a long break I decided to start playing tournaments again. Final table, 7 left

PokerStars Game #10108724472: Tournament #50597605, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (4000/8000) - 2007/05/26 - 04:24:15 (ET)
Table '50597605 67' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: rivernohelp (197844 in chips)
Seat 2: shoeman1026 (134469 in chips)
Seat 4: Bad Beat Oz (82818 in chips)
Seat 5: bosoxx05 (186890 in chips)
Seat 6: buzzsaw300 (95098 in chips)
Seat 8: nutshot2 (129380 in chips)
Seat 9: stfu donny (147001 in chips)
rivernohelp: posts the ante 400
shoeman1026: posts the ante 400
Bad Beat Oz: posts the ante 400
bosoxx05: posts the ante 400
buzzsaw300: posts the ante 400
nutshot2: posts the ante 400
stfu donny: posts the ante 400
stfu donny: posts small blind 4000
rivernohelp: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bosoxx05 [Td Ts]
shoeman1026: folds
Bad Beat Oz: folds
bosoxx05: raises 16000 to 24000
buzzsaw300: folds
nutshot2: folds
stfu donny: folds
rivernohelp: calls 16000
*** FLOP *** [Jd 2d Th]
rivernohelp: checks
bosoxx05: bets 32000
rivernohelp: raises 32000 to 64000
bosoxx05: raises 98490 to 162490 and is all-in
rivernohelp: calls 98490
*** TURN *** [Jd 2d Th] [3d]
nutshot2 said, "sick flop"
*** RIVER *** [Jd 2d Th 3d] [5d]
nutshot2 said, "oh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rivernohelp: shows [Ad Js] (a flush, Ace high)
bosoxx05: shows [Td Ts] (a flush, Jack high)
nutshot2 said, "nevermind"
rivernohelp collected 379780 from pot
buzzsaw300 said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 379780 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 2d Th 3d 5d]
Seat 1: rivernohelp (big blind) showed [Ad Js] and won (379780) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: shoeman1026 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bad Beat Oz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bosoxx05 showed [Td Ts] and lost with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: buzzsaw300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: nutshot2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stfu donny (small blind) folded before Flop

[bismillahno]

This would typify how I've been running.

Well, ok, I usually just lose coinflips, but heres a one outer for entertainment value.

PokerStars Game #10109894614: Tournament #50511022, $3+$0 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1500/3000) - 2007/05/26 - 07:20:10 (ET)
Table '50511022 21' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Huizuh (14848 in chips)
Seat 2: RioRanChoo (44163 in chips)
Seat 3: GS_LT (35885 in chips)
Seat 4: capri21 (12615 in chips)
Seat 6: schuimpie (20578 in chips)
Seat 7: bismillahno (11755 in chips)
Seat 8: ICY 5 (19665 in chips)
Seat 9: BittrSweet33 (12260 in chips)
Huizuh: posts the ante 150
RioRanChoo: posts the ante 150
GS_LT: posts the ante 150
capri21: posts the ante 150
schuimpie: posts the ante 150
bismillahno: posts the ante 150
ICY 5: posts the ante 150
BittrSweet33: posts the ante 150
bismillahno: posts small blind 1500
ICY 5: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bismillahno [9h 9d]
177272 is connected
BittrSweet33: folds
Huizuh: folds
RioRanChoo: folds
GS_LT: folds
capri21: calls 3000
schuimpie: folds
bismillahno: raises 8605 to 11605 and is all-in
ICY 5: calls 8605
capri21: calls 8605
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9c 2c]
ICY 5: bets 7910 and is all-in
capri21: calls 860 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qs 9c 2c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9c 2c 2d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ICY 5: shows [2s 2h] (four of a kind, Deuces)
capri21: shows [As 8c] (a pair of Deuces)
ICY 5 collected 1720 from side pot
bismillahno: shows [9h 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Deuces)
ICY 5 collected 36015 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37735 Main pot 36015. Side pot 1720. | Rake 0
Board [Qs 9c 2c 2d Ts]
Seat 1: Huizuh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: RioRanChoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GS_LT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: capri21 showed [As 8c] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 6: schuimpie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bismillahno (small blind) showed [9h 9d] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Deuces
Seat 8: ICY 5 (big blind) showed [2s 2h] and won (37735) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: BittrSweet33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Yuv]

[ QUOTE ]
Dear jesus,

can i win tonight? something/anything?

ty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lets try this thing.

[ASPoker8]

Deep in 22/1r/1a

Dealt to ASPoker8 [Ah Qh]
JayBizzle8: folds
zaphod2000: folds
Highpothead: folds
ciretavroh: folds
ASPoker8: raises 2100 to 3300
nobelshogun: folds
bigdevil: folds
Jas85: calls 2100
*** FLOP *** [Ad Qd 2d]
Jas85: checks
ASPoker8: bets 5900
Jas85: calls 5900
*** TURN *** [Ad Qd 2d] [Jc]
Jas85: checks
ASPoker8: bets 17810 and is all-in
Jas85: calls 15538 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ad Qd 2d Jc] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jas85: shows [As Td] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ASPoker8: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Jas85 collected 50676 from pot


Die. In. A. Blazing. Painful. Grease. Fire

[Yuv]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Dear jesus,

can i win tonight? something/anything?

ty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lets try this thing.

[/ QUOTE ]

Everything should die. 30 left in the 55r.

SuperTuan1: raises 24000 to 26000
Yuv21: raises 1003 to 27003 and is all-in
SuperTuan1: calls 1003
*** FLOP *** [Kd 4h 5d]
SuperTuan1 said, "8'"
SuperTuan1 said, "8"
SuperTuan1 said, "8"
*** TURN *** [Kd 4h 5d] [2d]
SuperTuan1 said, "87"
SuperTuan1 said, "8"
*** RIVER *** [Kd 4h 5d 2d] [8h]
SuperTuan1 said, "878"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SuperTuan1: shows [6c 8s] (a pair of Eights)
Yuv21: shows [7c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
SuperTuan1 collected 54806 from pot

[A_Junglen]

Increasing volume = running bad


Guess I can't complain considering I'm still up 5 figures this month...

[Kyer]

I won a $109.

Ok, it was on Crypto. But still ...