GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo Grimstarr I hardly even know you at al
But from what I've seen on BBV you ain't got no balls
First off remember that hand where you had 23
you were flipping so you had no fold equity
predeal your flipping was neutral EV
besides the rake and the sweat which gives you acne
But since your hand was -EV vs a random range
You decided to do something rather strange
You clicked a little button
but what a difference in your life it made
+$5,000 dollars you probably wouldn't have had
But still you have no chance at getting laid
You've the lost the trust of everyone you know l-o-l
Can't even get advice in H-S-N-L

Well I dunno, maybe you'll find a girl who likes eating pizza of your face
while watching you lose money with queen ace
You could marry her and pay for the marriage blind by blind
and you better hope she's blind because on the eyes you are not kind
like melted cheese drizzled over an orange rind
excuse me while I unwind with this song and watch you grind

Well I dunno, is it really grinding if you're losing money
Some might say that your lifetime graph was funny
I found it depressing as I hate watching train wrecks
I feel bad for you because you can't even pay for sex
Didn't you see the reaction
of that whore
when you flashed ten jacksons
rather than get no satisfaction
from your transaction
she turned the other way
and you found no one else to pay

Grimstarr you're really pathetic
I wanna break your leg
Wouldn't mind payin for a prosthetic
You got a whole thread of people dissin you
Aint no ladies kissin you
Nobody will be missin you
So listen fool
Stop bein a tool
Go back to school
Leave BBV and drown in a pool

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This is really [censored] good.

[mugatu668]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo Grimstarr I hardly even know you at al
But from what I've seen on BBV you ain't got no balls
First off remember that hand where you had 23
you were flipping so you had no fold equity
predeal your flipping was neutral EV
besides the rake and the sweat which gives you acne
But since your hand was -EV vs a random range
You decided to do something rather strange
You clicked a little button
but what a difference in your life it made
+$5,000 dollars you probably wouldn't have had
But still you have no chance at getting laid
You've the lost the trust of everyone you know l-o-l
Can't even get advice in H-S-N-L

Well I dunno, maybe you'll find a girl who likes eating pizza of your face
while watching you lose money with queen ace
You could marry her and pay for the marriage blind by blind
and you better hope she's blind because on the eyes you are not kind
like melted cheese drizzled over an orange rind
excuse me while I unwind with this song and watch you grind

Well I dunno, is it really grinding if you're losing money
Some might say that your lifetime graph was funny
I found it depressing as I hate watching train wrecks
I feel bad for you because you can't even pay for sex
Didn't you see the reaction
of that whore
when you flashed ten jacksons
rather than get no satisfaction
from your transaction
she turned the other way
and you found no one else to pay

Grimstarr you're really pathetic
I wanna break your leg
Wouldn't mind payin for a prosthetic
You got a whole thread of people dissin you
Aint no ladies kissin you
Nobody will be missin you
So listen fool
Stop bein a tool
Go back to school
Leave BBV and drown in a pool

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This is really [censored] good.

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ty there's a few typos on there and marriage should be wedding. btw bump