Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[gwhiz_612]

This is a very mild hijack. I was getting a BJ from a girl once who proceeded to lick south to the willy wonkas grand entrance. The kicker is that I was already doing all I could to not release a fart until she came back up. Needless to say as soon as her tongue hit that bad boy my toes curled, teeth clenched and I ushered a life changing moment to this sweetheart.
Her "Did you just fart in my mouth?"
Me "Hell no, come up here so I can hit that proper."
...True story, in fact I ended up marrying her...

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Her "Did you just fart in my mouth?"

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I'm reading various responses...hot, wow, damn hot, christ, where were these women?

I get to this one...AUGH! Brain bleach required.

[crackhead]

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"But wait, this is cheating! I'm no better than my boyfriend!!!"

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awesome!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[fluorescenthippo]

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Am I better than my sister?

(She was)

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very nice

[jkamowitz]

A girl once asked mid-sex "Have you slept with another girl today?"

she must've known. . .

[Sponger.]

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results?

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hopefully he made her take a shower and wipe and stuff before licking her ass. that [censored] is gross!

[HP]

"Give me a baby or I'll kill you"

edit: just remembered, this wasn't actually while having sex, was right after

[HP]

I would like to talk this one up some: This was in Cambodia, she was Cambodian, so I took this threat seriously, probably too seriously. I've heard you can get people killed here for a couple hundred dollars.

[microbet]

I asked her to take off my underwear and she said, "you mean the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

[WHoSBeTTaTHaNuS]

"cum in my ass"