SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[ofishstix]

q9 hand looks fine shpanko
i usually keep betting though

[thac]

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q9 hand looks fine shpanko
i usually keep betting though

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Since villain is a floater I don't mind a c/r here, it gets the most value from air hands and he's probably gonna bet his made hands too since he can't only bet here with air.

[keikiwai]

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keik, I was wondering where you've been. You haven't really been posting on 2p2 recently correct? What's been up with you lately?

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i've been slumming it in bbv4lyfe

[ofishstix]

PokerStars Game #11643211223: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/23 - 05:09:35 (ET)
Table 'Henrietta V' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: TheAwfulDin ($238.40 in chips)
Seat 2: ofishstix ($259.15 in chips)
Seat 4: hateordie ($228.45 in chips)
Seat 5: -Vacation_FU ($479.50 in chips)
Seat 6: kaxxxa ($214.90 in chips)
TheAwfulDin: posts small blind $1
ofishstix: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [8s 5c]
hateordie: folds
-Vacation_FU: folds
kaxxxa: folds
TheAwfulDin: raises $6 to $8
ofishstix: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6c 9s Jh]
TheAwfulDin: bets $12
ofishstix: raises $24 to $36
TheAwfulDin: raises $54 to $90
ofishstix: raises $161.15 to $251.15 and is all-in
TheAwfulDin: calls $140.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6c 9s Jh] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6c 9s Jh Qh] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheAwfulDin: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
ofishstix: shows [8s 5c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
ofishstix collected $474.80 from pot
ofishstix said, "hahaha"
ofishstix said, "tilt"
ofishstix said, "ha"
ofishstix said, "ha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $476.80 | Rake $2
Board [6c 9s Jh Qh Tc]
Seat 1: TheAwfulDin (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: ofishstix (big blind) showed [8s 5c] and won ($474.80) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: hateordie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: -Vacation_FU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kaxxxa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ofishstix]

i was planning on value shoving the river


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $156.15
BB: $294.90
UTG: $187.95
MP: $167.00
CO: $326.45
Hero (BTN): $259.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, SB calls $5.00, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($18) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $16.00</font>, SB calls $16.00, BB calls $16.00

Turn: ($66) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $44.00</font>, SB calls $44.00, BB folds

River: ($154) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $90.15</font>, Hero calls $90.15

Pot Size: $334.30 ($3 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$156.15)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$175.15)

[DanJ.]

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PokerStars Game #11642520388: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/23 - 03:21:31 (ET)
Table 'Deipylos' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: morten_un ($347.20 in chips)
Seat 2: JEM87 ($444.35 in chips)
morten_un: posts small blind $1
JEM87: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [3s 3d]
morten_un: raises $4 to $6
JEM87: raises $16 to $22
morten_un: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [4s 5h Qc]
JEM87: bets $32
morten_un: raises $38 to $70
JEM87: raises $38 to $108
morten_un: folds
JEM87 collected $183.50 from pot
JEM87: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $184 | Rake $0.50
Board [4s 5h Qc]
Seat 1: morten_un (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: JEM87 (big blind) collected ($183.50)

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zomg i played this guy today, i played so bad he played so bad i ran bad he ran good i lose he wins. im on tilt. i hate poker. life hates me. i hate life. /wrists the end.

[BigPoppa]

Note to all: If you have a draw against me (any draw at all), go ahead and shove. I'm on tilt and will call with anything. That's ok, however, because you are [censored] guaranteed to hit.


Also, I hate poker.

[DanJ.]

i hate poker more than you.

[Shizzle12345]

in 30 hands or so, this was the 5th time he insta shoved my 3bet. So i thought, maybe hes doing it randomly with air or something?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1401632

he said he had KK or AA everytime he did it lol. First time i layed down QQ .

[FoldEqu1ty]

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in 30 hands or so, this was the 5th time he insta shoved my 3bet. So i thought, maybe hes doing it randomly with air or something?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1401632

he said he had KK or AA everytime he did it lol. First time i layed down QQ .

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Wow, that is the most awesome meta screename/strategy I've ever seen. I've thought about doing something like this myself.

(Villain's SN is "randomallin")