***SSNL LIFE THREAD (SEPT)*** - Page 165

terp · #**1641** 09-19-2007, 04:23 PM

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Okay, I need a judge's ruling on something.
I'm trying to sleep with a chick from every country on Earth, and am having classification problems:

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Loc: Mid-Life Crisis

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A++

Keyser. · #**1642** 09-19-2007, 04:23 PM

good luck hitting up every country in Africa

keikiwai · #**1643** 09-19-2007, 04:26 PM

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good luck hitting up every country in Africa

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throw in inappropriate gl not catching AIDS joke here

also, i'd go by where they were born otherwise it's just stupid

EMc · #**1644** 09-19-2007, 04:28 PM

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goofy,

just remember that regardless of your company's blackout policy that you are still subject to follow the law regarding insider trading. In a nutshell you will be fine as long as you do not buy or sell when you possess information not publicly known, which, if it were to become publicly available could be expected to impact the company's stock price.

For instance, if you hear that the company got a major new contract or is about to buy another company before it becomes available for public consumption and buy or sell stock based on that news, you are guilty of insider trading

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Spoken like a true auditor. Ps I have my first audit exam today at 7. GAAS>GAAP

4_2_it · #**1645** 09-19-2007, 04:32 PM

1) Chinese
2) Ecuadoran
3) Polish

All 3 based upon the fact that the girl's place of birth was also the home country for each of her parents.

Please post pictures of the chicks you bang from the following countries:

1) Iceland
2) Norway
3) Sweden
4) Finland
5) Denmark

BigPoppa · #**1646** 09-19-2007, 04:37 PM

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good luck hitting up every country in Africa

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Europe is full of Africans

BigPoppa · #**1647** 09-19-2007, 04:39 PM

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1) Chinese
2) Ecuadoran
3) Polish

All 3 based upon the fact that the girl's place of birth was also the home country for each of her parents.

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So what about the whole Hong Kong not really being part of China issue?

bpc009 · #**1648** 09-19-2007, 04:40 PM

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1) Iceland - [x]
2) Norway - [ [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] ]
3) Sweden - [x]
4) Finland - [x]
5) Denmark - [x]

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willw9 · #**1649** 09-19-2007, 04:40 PM

Continent is much more doable.

Anybody wanna peer-edit my church and state essay? It's like 4 pages right now and still needs a conclusion.

BigPoppa · #**1650** 09-19-2007, 04:43 PM

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Continent is much more done.

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Except Antarctica
[censored] penguins are too slippery

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