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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:05 AM
jsnipes28 jsnipes28 is offline
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Default Re: HEY BRANDI! I GOT EVIDENCE!

pokulator u neeed to post the rest of those vids
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:05 AM
JayTee JayTee is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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I love men....and I go out of my way to let them know. I do not have a hurtful attitude towards men unless, again, some guy at the table brushes up against my double DD's on purpose. I cannot tell you how many times this happens a weekend. Yes they are real and get over it. Just ask me to settle your bet with your buddy beside you....don't touch!

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pics please
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:06 AM
PairTheBoard PairTheBoard is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

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many years ago i ate frozen swanson tv turkey dinners. they werent very good. i wonder if the dinner she had since the new microwave dinners have come out are much better.

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They taste ok but I have a hard time digesting them.

PairTheBoard
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:06 AM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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Also someone could do a not-overly vulgar (skip the back comments and concentrate on scamming) jingle to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town.

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You better watch out
You better hold tight
To your wallets and cash
I'm telling you why
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's got cash and who's nice.
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She robs you when you're sleeping
She's sweet when you're awake
You can't tell if she's bad or good
Kick her out for your bankroll's sake

With little pierced nips and little cute bum
She'll snort all your toot and swallow your cum
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

(OK, perhaps I fail on the not overly vulgar score. So shoot me.)

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Peter,

Thanks. I thought no one was going to take me up on that, so I couldn't help myself doing one myself:

BrandiRose is Comin' To Town

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not be thinkin with your little head
I'm telling you why
BradiRose is coming to town

She's making her list
Running it twice
Gonna find out who's suckerish and nice
BrandiRose is coming to town

She blows your stars account when you're sleeping
She blows it when you're awake
You don't know if she's been bad or good
So find out now for goodness sake

With a little cleavage and slutty promises for dum dums
She'll hustle you out of your roll and you'll all be busto bums
BrandiRose is coming to town

She sees you when ogling
She knows how much she can take
She knows you won't get more than huggling
So watch out for goodness sake
BrandiRose is coming to town

You better watch out
You better not cry
She'll slash herself
And write in blood one day she'll fly
BrandiRose is coming to town

(coming to town)
Brandi's a busy woman who won't let you stay
She's got hundreds of suckers to fleece every day
BrandiRose is coming to town
(coming to town)
(BrandiRose is coming to town)
(coming to town)

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  #1645  
Old 12-19-2006, 03:13 AM
goodsamaritan goodsamaritan is offline
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Default Re: HEY BRANDI! I GOT EVIDENCE!

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1 year until Brandi is doing porn.

Over or Under?

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I'll put 30K on the under
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:15 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: HEY BRANDI! I GOT EVIDENCE!

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1 year until Brandi is doing porn.

Over or Under?

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wouldnt surprise me if she already did it and thats those two films she talks about being uncredited for are
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:18 AM
458 Lott 458 Lott is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

Movie Update
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:18 AM
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

Has anything interesting happened since my last post asking if anything interesting has happened?
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:20 AM
THEOSU THEOSU is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

grunch,

i think it's terrible what captain tom did to brandi.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:21 AM
DoinSublime DoinSublime is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

We have a winner!
458 is my hero.
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