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SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
Please don't clutter the forum by starting crappy threads. The open forum is mostly for hand threads and a few theory posts here and there. Fill this thread with only poker related content. Things you'd like to share or ask about, but probably aren't worthy of their own thread.
For example, stuff like this: --Full Tilt is a ROCK GARDEN!!!1!! --graphs/stats --busto/robusto/rostucko --silly, odd, peculiar hands --does anyone still play at UB? --here's my stats over 300 hands, move up? --best players at NL200 Party? --non-strat questions that aren't worthy of their own thread --various other poker junk/crap/misc. Also, NO FLAMING PLEASE. And please don't circumvent the profanity filters by creative means. And don't break the cheese thread by posting oversized images! Enjoy! Please note we have another cheese-type thread for non-poker related OT content called SSNL [Life]. |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
so yea, this is what they meant by variance huh.
March, 1/2 and 2/4 April 1/2 and 2/4 |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
puke
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
variance + partypoker = blasphemy!
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
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variance + partypoker = blasphemy! [/ QUOTE ] i dont play on party |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
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[ QUOTE ] variance + partypoker = blasphemy! [/ QUOTE ] i dont play on party [/ QUOTE ] Okay I'm retarded, I guess not sleeping for 2 days takes a toll after awhile |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
carnivalhobo (PTY) in the graph...
In other news, I 7-tabled for the first time today. Usually only 6-table. I literally had 2 sets in about my first 1000 hands. And I got set over setted both times. That sucked. Oh, and a certain 2p2'er sat down at 5 of my tables. Barrin6, you know who you are. Nice shove with KQ over my 4bet PF. Oh and CATwerp, I wasn't avoiding you, even tho I should. I was just thinking of closing that table anyway and you made it worse by sitting. |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
Do the poker gods read this thread or something? Right after I complained, this happened...and I got AA a few hands after that! (Although I won a tiny pot, but still!)
Party Poker No Limit Hold'em Cash Game $1/$2 Blinds 6 Players LegoPoker HH Converter <u>SB: $198</u> BB: $341.85 <u>Hero (UTG): $250.25</u> <u>MP: $40</u> CO: $261.55 BTN: $358.60 <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, MP calls $8, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $24</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $14, MP calls $14 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($74) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $42</font>, Hero calls $42, MP calls all-in for $16 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($174) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In) <font color="red">SB bets $62</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $184.25</font>, SB calls all-in for $70 Uncalled bet of $52.25 returned to Hero <font color="black">River:</font> ($438) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In) Pot Size: $438 ($3 Rake) MP had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$40) SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$198) Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$237) |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
ok here, i couldnt resist:
Snapcall yo! villan is bad with ridiculous AF. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> <font color="#C00000">UTG ($928.55)</font> MP ($40) Button ($236) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($348.15)</font> BB ($214.30) Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $2. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $20. Flop: ($56) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $99</font>, Hero calls $67. Turn: ($254) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, UTG checks. River: ($254) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $803.55 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $223.15 (All-In). Final Pot: $1280.70 Results in white below: UTG has Kc Jc (one pair, threes). Hero has Th Tc (two pair, tens and threes). Outcome: Hero wins $700.30. UTG wins $580.40. |
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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May
Yeah, I think that was about the best turn card that coulda come.
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $298.55 <font color="black">Hero (BB): $208.65</font> UTG: $311.55 CO: $181.05 BTN: $106.75 <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players) 2 folds, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1, Hero checks <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4</font>, BTN calls $4, <font color="red">SB raises to $22</font>, Hero calls $18, BTN calls $18 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($72) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets all-in for $82.75</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $165.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $184.65</font>, SB calls $19.15 <font color="black">River:</font> ($524.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $524.05 ($3 Rake) BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$106.75) SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Twos) and LOST (-$208.65) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Aces) and WON (+$312.40) |
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