**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[Gelford]

Take care Felix ... pwn some more [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[NL Newbie]

Donkey test score: 112

wow i suck at life

edit: Ah i just noticed its timed, and i was reviewing my hands/watching HSP... hmmmm gay.

Does long time reduce score, assume so or why time it?

[bazooka87]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($50)
UTG ($22.55)
MP ($35.75)
Hero ($69.10)
SB ($96.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1.5</font>, MP calls $1.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG calls $4.50, MP folds.

Flop: ($14.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $57</font>, UTG calls $12.55 (All-In).

Turn: ($47.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($47.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $47.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Kc Qd (flush, king high).
Hero has Td Jd (flush, king high).
Outcome: UTG wins $47.35. Hero wins $40.45. </font>

If this is you, I hate you

[Shizzle12345]

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Read what I said in the cheese thread. That's a start.


And seriously, why tilt? Read my last few posts here in the brew and you'll see what I mean.

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Shizzle is a spoiled little brat, that cries if anybody as much as looks at his candy


I've said it before and I'll say it again .... and that makes it irrelevant whether he has skill or not (does he have potential ??? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] .... it matters not [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )


(EDIT: No offence Shizzle, but honestly .... stop having delusions of greatness when doing well and vice versa and start delivering instead )

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hey i cant help it that im born with a big ego [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] dont be so hard on me lol.

And yeah, why tilt? I ask that question many times to myself.

[BishopsFinger]

fix up look sharp uNL.

[Mundy]

Runerstars ftw!!!1one

I love it when I get it all in with top set on a dry flop for 200bb in a blind battle and they hit runner runner for a 7 high flush. Which meant to avoid life tilt i had to sit out on all 12 tables and go cry myself to sleep.

HH will be posted when i'm back at home.

[NL Newbie]

Hmmm party is full of short stackers, guess these books by 2p2 teaching it got around?

Oh and partys full of pussys, DIE SHORT STACKERS DIE.

[HBomb]

SirFelixCat, would you happen to be Johnny_Felix on Pokerstars? If so I would like to have a private conversation with you.

[HBomb]

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just made 22 buyins in 4500 hands of nl50. also i dont know if this is the thread where u say which people suck but valuekill is really bad and sucks

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When will I be getting my $1000 that you promised me months ago when I staked you $600? lol... I hope you at least sent me $50 last night after I told you twice.

[ajmargarine]

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just made 22 buyins in 4500 hands of nl50. also i dont know if this is the thread where u say which people suck but valuekill is really bad and sucks

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When will I be getting my $1000 that you promised me months ago when I staked you $600? lol... I hope you at least sent me $50 last night after I told you twice.

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Wait, what? Drama?