Cool ass sayings not used enough

[bmwguy525]

beer

[bubaloo]

thats as funny as aids.

[B840]

When you see an ugly girl. "that girl is tow up from the flo up."

The Word "Rouge." "What's up rouge"

Skeezer. "man, your girl is a skeezer"

and my favorite. When someone is saying some stupid [censored], tell him. "man, why you always spittin that booty chatter."

[monkeyfightclub]

What my friend said about his cheating whore of an ex-wife:

I wouldn't piss in her mouth if she were dying of thirst.