Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[UnblinkingEye]

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What's the worst thing you have done to someone that you kicked out (besides the maceonthed***) in terms of physical pain?

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I've shot about 35 people with a Taser in the last 6 months.


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What's the worst you think you would do? (Other than a gunshot to the xyz)

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Whatever it possibly took to ensure my survival.

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What did you want to be when you were a kid?

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I wanted to be the next Howard Stern when I was a kid.

~Mike

[F1shRapeMe]

i have never really been to a strip club before so how exactly does it go down you flash teh girls $500 and they sex you up or is there some sort of negotiation. do you just come out and ask them for sex?

[UnblinkingEye]

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i have never really been to a strip club before so how exactly does it go down you flash teh girls $500 and they sex you up or is there some sort of negotiation. do you just come out and ask them for sex?

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Uh.. Wow. No. They're not hookers, (mostly) you don't just roll up and start negotiating sex, you gotta have some style. Just handle it the same way you would any girl you're trying to bang.

~Mike

[PoorLawyer]

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Do not grab her [censored]. Do not rub her [censored].

~Mike

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Do go to Canada in that case.

[prodonkey]

They are trying to pass some retarded law here in Ohio where strippers have to stay uhm.. I think it's a couple feet away from the customers.. i.e. no touching. How much do you think that would hurt business?

[kipin]

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So what would happen if you do grab them during a dance? Now maybe not in the U.S., but I've heard in Canada and such, you can feel them during a dance, is this true?

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In my experience yes.

Just stay away from the poonany.

[prodonkey]

That's how you find the one you want to take to the VIP.. or home.. the one that lets u touch her no no.

[ardubz]

You mentioned management/strippers sometimes hook up -- is it even possible to have a semi-normal relationship with a stripper?

They must know going into the relationship that there's a pretty good chance it won't last more than a few weeks? Not saying anyone would care since dating a stripper for the short-term sounds pretty +EV.

Would/have you ever done this? Thoughts?

[talentdeficit]

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Im moving to Vancouver. Whats the scoop on strip clubs there?

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if you have $$$, brandi's is the best by far. if not, the paramount is decent.

[MotorBoatingSOB]

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i have never really been to a strip club before so how exactly does it go down you flash teh girls $500 and they sex you up or is there some sort of negotiation. do you just come out and ask them for sex?

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Uh.. Wow. No. They're not hookers, (mostly) you don't just roll up and start negotiating sex, you gotta have some style. Just handle it the same way you would any girl you're trying to bang, then give her a bunch of money.

~Mike

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You seem to be very defensive about strippers. Please explain how someone that people (even just occasionally) pay for sex is not a hooker?