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Old 01-02-2007, 12:35 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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Dibs,

Sure, she's not that hot, but preferring either of the fatties (especially the brunette) over her is pure insanity.

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I just said the fatties were prettier, obviously body considerations mean that curly still has the upper hand.
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:07 PM
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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The pic of me on fatty number 1 was taken as a nice gesture to prove that i am not an arrogant [censored] and i can playfully have fun with fatties mostly for their enjoyment...

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Dude, you seem really desperate to get THAT point across. And to show your dedication to this subject, you took the modified picture as an avatar to take on the great journey to convince everyone and his dog! If I were a fat chick (or any chick, that is), I'd now definetely want to secks you, but wait, there is a real beat still to come...!

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BUT I'M NOT BIG BONED!

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I'm afraid that your feelings won't go, well, deep enough. I'm superficial, I know.

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Old 01-02-2007, 01:34 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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the pic post is great. I just opened up the thread and looked at the pics and I'm thinking, "WTF? These girls are real cute!" And then I hit page down and was like WHOA!

I nominate new title: fat girls need love too

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i nominate the title "big boned pimpin'"

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Old 01-02-2007, 01:35 PM
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fat chicks...is there anything they can't do?

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biggest laugh of the thread for me so far.
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:39 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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Something like this?



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okay, the best part of this pic is that Don Knotts is posing like he's the Mac for sitting between these hogs. Trying to look like he's all disintereted and [censored]. "I don't bother with smilin or posin or [censored] like that..."
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:15 PM
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I nominate new title: fat girls need love too

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Nay.

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Old 01-02-2007, 02:24 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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Dibs,

Sure, she's not that hot, but preferring either of the fatties (especially the brunette) over her is pure insanity.

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I just said the fatties were prettier,

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wrong
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:29 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

Did it stop at handjob because:

a) She wanted to go farther, but you said no? (Brag)

b) You wanted to go farther, but she said no? (Beat)

c) By some crazy coincidence all you wanted was a handjob and that's all she wanted to give you? (Variance)

p.s. lie next to the blonde next time.
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:29 PM
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[BTW, this thread is gold and is an early frontrunner for POTY with the pics now included.

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