Life Brag: Won $9,696,760 on two-week old lotto ticket (trip report)

[Mr. Ratface]

Ummm ok I wasnt going to ask and secretly hope he chose me but I guess ill jsut jump on

Dear Transidium,
In the past 3 days I went on a nice little run and won 80 dollars playing microstakes and thus increased my bankroll by 30%. However yesterday I went on a bad run, but honestly mostly to tilt and lost about 40. Even though I was still up over the last 3 days, this angered me and I proceeded to play Blackjack. I went on to lose about 90 dollars before I punched myself in the face and shut everything off. Right now I am down about 40 dollars from 3 days ago and this is a significant amount of my bankroll. I have psychological problems when being down and must regain everything fast. So until I reach my high point again, any gain through poker wont make me happy as I am still less than what I was once. It would be so kind if you can send me any amount so that I can skip this whole process of getting back to my inital point and just be happy when I win. Thank you for your time.

Regards,
Mr. Ratface

[MickeyDK]

LOL I'd have to talk to her about it, but it might be possible. 1K on fulltilt to show good faith from u, and I will make a strong case to her after I've thought about the best way to explain this to her [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[PsYcOsNiPeR]

first off: wats LDO mean?

secondly...i personally think both of the chicks i posted are hotter than her...

im also a sore loser so im bias [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[SneakyFerret]

Here's a pic of Raven Riley:



I guess 500 would help my bankroll significantly


Can't promise a makeout session though

Stars SN: SneakyFerret
Location: Madison

[DannyOcean_]

This is transidium's baller life.

Rapt0r Christ and POOPTOAD have blessed him with fortunes. Do not question. Only believe.

[willw9]

SN: willw
Location: Wynnewood

[xxeximusxx]

Dear transidium, i am currently busto from taking a shot at 30/60 with only 600, ANY money would help on my stars account: xxeximiusxx, or fulltilt: dwills...


pleaseeeee, plus ill pay u back, so its all good

[skedar]

hey

before you play ivey, you should take lessons from barry greenstein. say you will donate to children inc. for the coaching.
i think it's a +EV deal, because you can play ivey longer before going busto

to reward my tip, ship it to Holze5 on pokerstars. Loc is Augsburg

[ASpiderMonkey]

Trans, ship me 500$ and I will sit at the highest stakes table possible and push every hand. I will also harass all other players at the table and be a total table coach.

[Flintoff]

I cant believe you guys are fallin for this!!!