Never Trust Anyone

[By-Tor]

[DarkForceRising]

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many years ago i ate frozen swanson tv turkey dinners. they werent very good. i wonder if the dinner she had since the new microwave dinners have come out are much better.

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Thread MVP's (in no particular order)
-Ray Zee
-Sponger
-Mark Newhouse
-Pokulator
-Shaniac
-El Diablo
-Brandi (can't leave her out)

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Who is going to convince Pokulator to post the rest of those videos of Brandi and Dutch now?
With that, and Brandi posting one more time, and this baby may just be complete.

Also...over/under on how many Brandi t-shirts you are going to see at the WSOP next year?

Some guy you don't have a read on yet: "What's that t-shirt mean?"

"Nothing man. I raise."

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Or you got the Huggles shirt on, and you look up to find Capt. Tom blowing you kisses.

[JayTee]

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i have a question, those brandi/dutch boyd videos from pokulatar's site when were those from? are those from this last weekend? or a few weeks ago?


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the videos are from the DBNAPC at 5 diamonds taken thurs, fri, and sat of last week.

we have over 30 minutes of footage of the two of them, but haven't decided how much of it we will be posting.

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More footage please

[BluffTHIS!]

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Also someone could do a not-overly vulgar (skip the back comments and concentrate on scamming) jingle to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town.

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You better watch out
You better hold tight
To your wallets and cash
I'm telling you why
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's got cash and who's nice.
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She robs you when you're sleeping
She's sweet when you're awake
You can't tell if she's bad or good
Kick her out for your bankroll's sake

With little pierced nips and little cute bum
She'll snort all your toot and swallow your cum
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

(OK, perhaps I fail on the not overly vulgar score. So shoot me.)

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Peter,

Thanks. I thought no one was going to take me up on that, so I couldn't help myself doing one myself:

BrandiRose is Comin' To Town

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not be thinkin with your little head
I'm telling you why
BradiRose is coming to town

She's making her list
Running it twice
Gonna find out who's suckerish and nice
BrandiRose is coming to town

She blows your stars account when you're sleeping
She blows it when you're awake
You don't know if she's been bad or good
So find out now for goodness sake

With a little cleavage and slutty promises for dum dums
She'll hustle you out of your roll and you'll all be busto bums
BrandiRose is coming to town

She sees you when ogling
She knows how much she can take
She knows you won't get more than huggling
So watch out for goodness sake
BrandiRose is coming to town

You better watch out
You better not cry
She'll slash herself
And write in blood one day she'll fly
BrandiRose is coming to town

(coming to town)
Brandi's a busy woman who won't let you stay
She's got hundreds of suckers to fleece every day
BrandiRose is coming to town
(coming to town)
(BrandiRose is coming to town)
(coming to town)

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Brandi,

Do you offer group discounts?



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30 player donkament with a $1000 buy in.

First place wins buttsecs with Brandi.

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The Brandi Hawbaker Open?

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Jesus christ what an epic thread, im forwarding this to alot of friends so they can see how false and low some people can go.

Brandi: Good luck scamming any more fellas in the poker business when this story starts making the rounds big time among the pros.


newhizzle = hero

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Jesus christ what an epic thread, im forwarding this to alot of friends so they can see how false and low some people can go.

Brandi: Good luck scamming any more fellas in the poker business when this story starts making the rounds big time among the pros.


newhizzle = hero

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Hate to tell you this, but this thread is already circulating amongst the pros. Has been for 2 days.

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[Tom1975]

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