SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[djj6835]

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i think i def bet again, since hes just got caught bluffing i assume that means they dont bluff again so soon. Having said that, there are some people that just cannot resist.

Up over $1/hand this session, weeeeee

Dealt to TwistedEcho [Ks Kc]
TheLife: folds
TwistedEcho: raises $6 to $8
djj6835: folds
SUPERFISHYYY: raises $18 to $26
djj6835 is sitting out
Pushbot1000: folds
TwistedEcho: raises $44 to $70
SUPERFISHYYY: raises $44 to $114
TwistedEcho: raises $223.20 to $337.20 and is all-in
SUPERFISHYYY: calls $223.20
*** FLOP *** [Td 5d 8h]
*** TURN *** [Td 5d 8h] [6s]
dest- has returned
*** RIVER *** [Td 5d 8h 6s] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SUPERFISHYYY: shows [5s 3s] (a pair of Fives)
TwistedEcho: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
TwistedEcho collected $674.40 from pot


Fwiw he hadn't done anything retarded til this hand and it was totally readless. A clear exmaple why never to fold KK! (even tho after his minraise i was like dekfhsdjfhj KK v AA dumb setups!)

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This was like two hands prior. They guy went from $800 to zero in about 15 minutes.

POKERSTARS GAME #11983230517: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/09/10 - 16:52:05 (ET)
Table 'Shao' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: TwistedEcho ($332.05 in chips)
Seat 2: djj6835 ($200 in chips)
Seat 3: dest- ($340.50 in chips)
Seat 4: SUPERFISHYYY ($752 in chips)
Seat 5: Pushbot1000 ($194 in chips)
Seat 6: TheLife ($424.70 in chips)
dest-: posts small blind $1
SUPERFISHYYY: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djj6835 [Qh Ad]
Pushbot1000: folds
TheLife: folds
TwistedEcho: folds
djj6835: raises $5 to $7
dest-: folds
SUPERFISHYYY: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [As 6c 6h]
SUPERFISHYYY: checks
djj6835: bets $9
SUPERFISHYYY: raises $9 to $18
djj6835: calls $9
*** TURN *** [As 6c 6h] [4s]
SUPERFISHYYY: bets $124
djj6835: raises $51 to $175 and is all-in
SUPERFISHYYY: calls $51
*** RIVER *** [As 6c 6h 4s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SUPERFISHYYY: shows [Qc Jd] (a pair of Sixes)
djj6835: shows [Qh Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
djj6835 collected $398 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $401 | Rake $3
Board [As 6c 6h 4s Tc]
Seat 1: TwistedEcho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: djj6835 (button) showed [Qh Ad] and won ($398) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 3: dest- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: SUPERFISHYYY (big blind) showed [Qc Jd] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: Pushbot1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TheLife folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Shizzle12345]

it seems my Turn check raises are break even, im messing around with em. I also only cred pple on turn about 33 hands in 44k hands ??? wtf? (i only clicked CR turn in filter.)

also my suited connecters are in the plus (1800 hands or something).. WTF? I play these things from all positions lol. Even my off suited connecters are in the min/??

Recently iv been running like [censored], but i guess this once proves again that stats doesnt say [censored]. And i was planning to not play these things as much OOP.

[ofishstix]

no one ever folds AK

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $56.00
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $298.15
CO: $293.00
BTN: $252.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $18.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $298.15</font>, CO calls all-in for $275.00
Uncalled bet of $5.15 returned to Hero

Flop: ($589) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($589) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($589) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $589.00 ($2 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$293.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$294.00)

[TwistedEcho]

djjj, oops - as you can tell i pay zero attention to tables when im not in the hand [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Esp since im in london cause im on a laptop instead of my nice 3 monitor setup at home.

today was good tho

[djj6835]

[ QUOTE ]
djjj, oops - as you can tell i pay zero attention to tables when im not in the hand [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Esp since im in london cause im on a laptop instead of my nice 3 monitor setup at home.

today was good tho

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Yeah neither do I really. Just thought it was funny because I saw you play that KK hand and the second I saw it I was expecting to see it in this thread. Unfortunately that guy didn't last long.

[capodu]

How to play good poker 101...

1) Stop bluffing at the beginning of the session.
2)....
3) Profit

[LearnedfromTV]

Had a minor ptracker glitch, actually I'm surprised I hadn't come across it or noticed it before - wondering if anyone knows a solution:

I played a one hour session, closed the tables, took one hour off, played another two hours. In the second session, I happened to play at one of the tables from the first session. Now pokertracker thinks I played 4 hours straight, so hourly rate and hands/hour#'s are off a little. Is there a way to split the two sessions from the duplicated table?

[LearnedfromTV]

pretty sure I was way negative on luck this session despite this, but...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($217.45)
MP ($417.20)
CO ($211.85)
Button ($92.10)
SB ($201.75)
BB ($225.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $8, Button calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $6.

Flop: ($33) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $24</font>, CO calls $24, Button folds, BB folds.

Turn: ($81) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($81) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $66</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $179.85</font>, Hero calls $113.85.

Final Pot: $440.70

Results below:
Hero has 5c 5d (four of a kind, fives).
CO has 8s 8c (full house, eights full of fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $440.70

[FoldEqu1ty]

[ QUOTE ]
no one ever folds AK

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $56.00
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $298.15
CO: $293.00
BTN: $252.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $18.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $298.15</font>, CO calls all-in for $275.00
Uncalled bet of $5.15 returned to Hero

Flop: ($589) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($589) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($589) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $589.00 ($2 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$293.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$294.00)

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No-one ever folds A7 either


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $238.25
Hero (BB): $209.95
UTG: $192.00
MP: $82.30
CO: $292.30
BTN: $283.91

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $7.00, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, MP calls $17.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($56) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: ($56) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $60.00</font>, MP calls all-in for $58.30
Uncalled bet of $1.70 returned to Hero

River: ($172.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $172.60 ($3 Rake)

MP had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$82.30)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON (+$87.30)

[1C5]

yeah

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($115.35)
UTG ($92.50)
Hero ($101.10)
CO ($133.05)
Button ($226)
SB ($120.60)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $4, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($16) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $10</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $25</font>, SB calls $25, BB folds, Hero calls $15.

Turn: ($91) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($91) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $17</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $72.1</font>, Button calls $72.10, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $91.6</font>, Button calls $19.50.

Final Pot: $346.30

Results
SB has Ad 4d (full house, aces full of sixes).
Hero has 6h 6c (four of a kind, sixes).
Button has Td Ah (full house, aces full of sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $346.30.