SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[futuredoc85]

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[censored], running bad at 600nl sucks


nothing else i can do on the turn, right?




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $1,576.10
BB: $942.50
UTG: $902.73
MP: $671.10
US (CO): $636.50
BTN: $475.50

Preflop: US is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $6.00, MP folds, <font color="red">US raises to $27.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $24.00, BB folds, UTG calls $21.00

Flop: ($87) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $44.00</font>, UTG calls $44.00, <font color="red">US raises to $235.00</font>, SB folds, UTG calls $191.00

Turn: ($601) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">US bets all-in for $374.50</font>



guys 30/10/2

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yeah sucks b/c he's supposed to push his draw on the flop, but now you gotta push. i play the same.

[Spechel EDD]

hmmm, how long does it usually take you guys to restore a database? mines been on the game_player part for a good 30 minutes now.

edit: nevermind! it finally moved to the next tab!

[Noam Chomsky]

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I'm so on tilt. Just the most amazingly [censored] session. No huge coolers (but some small ones) and such, just had everyone playing back when I didn't have a hand and when I had a hand they ALWAYS had a better hand. I hate when your stoked to play and you have to quit cuz of running like ass and the tilt that comes as a result. Guess I'll play video games. f***



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wtf 484 hands. All of my 200nl sessions start out like this. It's called fostering a maniacal image! Get back on that horse!

[Jay Riall]

Fk me I've never run soo hot and then soo cold in a session in all my life. Just ridiculous set up hand after cooler after suckout. My life sucks.

[dirtylobster]

Sweet! I'd forgot to plug in AC and the battery died just before the river. Villain was complete donkey so I knew I had the nuts.. Ran through the whole house desperately searching for the adapter and finally found it under a pile of clothes and plugged in... and faced the river shove.. and SNAP CALLED LDO!

Microstakes obv. but we were deep enough to qualify posting this in SSNL. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

novieman: $115.85
Hero: $110.45
wodz9798: $49.25
H-D'ez Nuts!: $35.25
benam81: $149.05
lakedistrikt: $51.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
4 folds, novieman calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, novieman calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
novieman checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, novieman calls $3.00

Turn: ($10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
novieman checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.90</font>, <font color="red">novieman raises to $13.80</font>, Hero calls $6.90

River: ($37.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">novieman bets all-in for $97.05</font>, Hero calls all-in for $91.65
Uncalled bet of $5.40 returned to novieman

Pot Size: $220.90 ($3 Rake)

novieman had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$110.45)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$107.45)

[BigPoppa]

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My life sucks

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You won what? $20?
Now go get drunk

[orange]

i hate posting hands but i had to show this one:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $448.20
UTG+1: $146.95
CO: $398
Button: $209.25
orange: $398
BB: $172

Pre-flop: (6 players) orange is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">orange raises to $10</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($22, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">orange bets $13</font>, Button calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($48, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">orange bets $35</font>, Button calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($118, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">orange bets $77</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $272
<font color="#ffffff">orange Shows Ks Kh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Ac Kc</font>

[Jay Riall]

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My life sucks

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You won what? $20?
Now go get drunk

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About $50 including Party points. I'd rather have gone to MacDonalds to work.

[orange]

this hand right after.

[x] got taken to valuetown by 22.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
orange: $397
UTG+1: $395
CO: $682.40
Button: $232.30
SB: $293.35
BB: $145.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) orange is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">orange raises to $8</font>, 4 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">orange bets $13</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($43, 2 players)
BB checks, orange checks.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($43, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $20</font>, orange calls.

Results:
Final pot: $83
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows 2d 2s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">orange mucks Qs Kc</font>

[ama0330]

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My life sucks

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You won what? $20?
Now go get drunk

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About $50 including Party points. I'd rather have gone to MacDonalds to work.

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YAAAAYAY PARTY POINTS