Official September Thread: General Discussion, whining .. etc

[Sponger.]

No surprise that I win money @ 25/50 today against 2 passive players, yet lose against the 2 aggro ones. Guh. They look like such donks, but then 50 hands later I still haven't been to a showdown and I've bluffed off a whole stack.

[PerDoom]

No surprise that I lose money @ 25/50 today

[ipokeder]

haha a while ago i said something in some thread about hook1212 being a [censored] player, didn't think much of it

then today he pops up on one of my tables where i'm sitting alone and goes


hook2120 said, "stop runin g ure mouth scrub"
hook2120 said, "\on 2+2"

i don't have chat so couldn't say anything back, found that really funny considering the sequence of hands that followed

2nd hand:

PokerStars Game #12073674262: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/15 - 14:13:54 (ET)
Table 'Epeios III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1316.60 in chips)
Seat 6: hook2120 ($603 in chips)
hook2120: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ad Js]
hook2120 said, "\on 2+2"
hook2120: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: raises $48 to $72
hook2120: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 4s]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: checks
*** TURN *** [Kd Qd 4s] [8s]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: bets $120
ipokeder: calls $120
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 4s 8s] [4c]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ad Js] (a pair of Fours)
hook2120: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $383 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $384 | Rake $1
Board [Kd Qd 4s 8s 4c]
Seat 5: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ad Js] and won ($383) with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: hook2120 (button) (small blind) mucked [7d 6d]

5th hand:

PokerStars Game #12073689480: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/15 - 14:14:46 (ET)
Table 'Epeios III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1516.60 in chips)
Seat 6: hook2120 ($591 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
hook2120: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ts Kh]
ipokeder: raises $12 to $18
hook2120: raises $42 to $60
ipokeder: calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Js Qh 7c]
hook2120: bets $60
ipokeder: calls $60
*** TURN *** [Js Qh 7c] [Ac]
hook2120: bets $66
ipokeder: calls $66
*** RIVER *** [Js Qh 7c Ac] [8d]
hook2120: bets $405 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $405
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hook2120: shows [Qc 4c] (a pair of Queens)
ipokeder: shows [Ts Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ipokeder collected $1181 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1182 | Rake $1
Board [Js Qh 7c Ac 8d]
Seat 5: ipokeder (button) (small blind) showed [Ts Kh] and won ($1181) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: hook2120 (big blind) showed [Qc 4c] and lost with a pair of Queens

23rd hand:

PokerStars Game #12073795582: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/15 - 14:20:46 (ET)
Table 'Epeios III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: simple math ($591 in chips)
Seat 2: Leatherass9 ($603 in chips)
Seat 3: corientje ($422 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1895.60 in chips)
Seat 6: hook2120 ($815 in chips)
Leatherass9: posts small blind $3
corientje: posts big blind $6
lilousxm: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Jh Jc]
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
hook2120: raises $60 to $84
simple math: folds
Leatherass9: folds
corientje: folds
ipokeder: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6s 4h]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: checks
*** TURN *** [Qh 6s 4h] [3s]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: bets $174
ipokeder: calls $174
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6s 4h 3s] [Kc]
ipokeder: checks
hook2120: bets $557 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $557
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hook2120: shows [Ad 7c] (high card Ace)
ipokeder: shows [Jh Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
ipokeder collected $1637 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1639 | Rake $2
Board [Qh 6s 4h 3s Kc]
Seat 1: simple math (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Leatherass9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: corientje (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: ipokeder showed [Jh Jc] and won ($1637) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: hook2120 showed [Ad 7c] and lost with high card Ace

and he leaves :O

[ddubois]

Teach me to profitably call all-in with 3rd pair 135bb deep.

[PerDoom]

Here's first lesson. Start thinking about your opponent's hand first then your own hand second.

[Pasterbator]

oh maaaan i played so good today.


i mean i REALLY REALLY did.

good bye 6k. mwah.

[ipokeder]

implied odds obv

[ipokeder]

only reason i called was that i knew if i won i'd get to make a mediocre post in the september [censored] thread!

[soah]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to soah2 [As Kd]
hook2120: raises $18 to $24
aint2muchfun: folds
MULLYS: folds
obtrice11: folds
dinge81: folds
soah2: raises $56 to $80
hook2120: calls $56
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ts 3d]
soah2: checks
hook2120: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh Ts 3d] [3s]
soah2: checks
hook2120: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ts 3d 3s] [4c]
soah2: checks
hook2120: bets $162
soah2: calls $162
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hook2120: shows [Ac 9c] (a pair of Threes)
soah2: shows [As Kd] (a pair of Threes - Ace+King kicker)
soah2 collected $484 from pot

[Pasterbator]

FullTiltPoker Game #3570964325: Table Vivian (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:09:05 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($1,668.50)
Seat 2: tbthanx ($2,493)
Pasterbator posts the small blind of $5
tbthanx posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [4d 8d]
Pasterbator raises to $30
tbthanx calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3h 8h 8s]
tbthanx checks
Pasterbator bets $42
tbthanx raises to $186
Pasterbator raises to $350
tbthanx calls $164
*** TURN *** [3h 8h 8s] [3c]
tbthanx checks
Pasterbator checks
*** RIVER *** [3h 8h 8s 3c] [5c]
tbthanx bets $2,113, and is all in
Pasterbator calls $1,288.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $824.50 returned to tbthanx
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tbthanx shows [3d 3s] four of a kind, Threes
Pasterbator mucks
tbthanx wins the pot ($3,336.50) with four of a kind, Threes
Pasterbator is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,337 | Rake $0.50