Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

[milesdyson]

also. got AA 8 times today. i won 3.8 bets with it total, including this one.

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#FF0000">UTG caps!</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (9.00 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG caps!</font>, Hero calls.

River: (16.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG caps!</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ac, Ad (Three of a kind, aces).
UTG shows 4d, As (Two Pair, aces and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.15 BB.

[NinaWilliams]

[ QUOTE ]
Ive had two winning days in a row this month. Not sure what to chalk to that up to just yet.

[/ QUOTE ]

When this happens to me I make sure to email support to let them know that their doomswitch is malfunctioning.

[milesdyson]

and a slew:

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i follow the ftop. ok yes i misclicked flop.

Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6d, 6h.
Hero shows Jd, Qd (Flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.20 BB.

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i am audibly saying "why do i have to chop this pot" on the river. nice hand reading sire. he should call down from the turn, so i won an extra 6 bets.

Hand #2
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (8.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.00 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, Hero calls.

River: (14.00 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 22.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ac, Kh (Straight, ten to ace).
BB shows Qs, Qd (Three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 21.70 BB.

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fairly standard raise/calldown vs. me. i can easily have QcJc here.

Hand #3
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, MP calls.

Turn: (6.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls.

River: (12.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 14.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ad, Ts (Three of a kind, aces).
MP mucks 4h, 4c.
Outcome: Hero wins 13.70 BB.

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villain's a tag. bluffy bluffy.

Hand #4
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, SB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (9.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.00 BB

Results:
SB shows Ks, Tc (One pair, fives).
Hero shows Td, Ts (Two Pair, tens and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.70 BB.

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when i c/r the flop it is unlikely i have a Q or 9 or a draw that has like 50% equity vs. your sevens. jam time obv

Hand #5
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (7.80 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (9.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 11.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows Qs, Ah (One pair, queens).
CO doesn't show.
Button mucks 7h, 7d.
Outcome: Hero wins 11.50 BB.

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felt turn c/r coming. checked behind. hit card that gives AK zero chance of winning. bet/call ftw

Hand #6
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.60 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (5.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 9.30 BB

Results:
Hero shows Jh, Td (Straight, nine to king).
BB mucks Kh, Ad.
Outcome: Hero wins 9.00 BB.

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might as well value bet your AJ high on this board. yes had a read this guy would bet a river K 100%

Hand #7
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP 3-bets</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.80 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.80 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">MP bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 10.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows Qs, Ks (One pair, kings).
MP mucks Jh, Ac.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.50 BB.

[yourface]

[ QUOTE ]
not even repping a legit counterfeited hand but they still bet

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (25.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 29.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ts, Th (Full house, tens full of threes).
BB mucks Kc, Kh.
Outcome: Hero wins 28.70 BB.

[/ QUOTE ]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
AHHAHAHAHAH
YES!

souls crushed +1

[yourface]

I still can't get over that hand. who the hell sexys the river after showing such a retarded amount of strength

[milesdyson]

this guy does. i told you i dont care about money. just crushing souls. say this works like 10% vs. aa/kk. well worth it for me.

[milesdyson]

COME ON TURN WHY'D YOU HAVE TO Do THAT

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO calls.

River: (11.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results:
CO mucks 6h, 6c.
Hero shows 7d, 7c (Four of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.20 BB.

[yourface]

hypothetical question for mr dyson:
like lets say villain is going to call a bet 100%. assuming he will always pay off a raise, how low of a % does he need to b/c the river for you to sexy it?

or, how much EV you would be willing to give up to crush someones soul?

[yourface]

damnit you preempted me with your "say this works like 10% vs. aa/kk. well worth it for me." [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

i will gladly pay $8 to make a grown man cry