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Old 09-08-2007, 05:06 AM
TheRover TheRover is offline
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the thing where the dude sticks his finger in the chicks mouth whilst working from behind then pulls back on her cheek like a fishhook thing. wtf is that.

even worse when she sucking dick and the dude does it with both cheeks, surely this does not make it feel better.
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:22 AM
thephenom thephenom is offline
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Dislikes:
-choking the girl while banging her. Not sexy at all.
-guy skull [censored] a chick while she is gagging and her eyes are watering. Not sexy.
-not showing the girls face and her facial expressions
-a girl getting cummed on her face, then she goes and sucks off and finishes another guy. Gross.
-the stripper shoes while getting banged. I'm more into a believable real life scenario. I don't fantasize about banging strippers or porn stars. The hot young girl at the mall is much sexier.
-its kind of annoying when a girl in her mid 20s is on a MILF website one week, then a teen one the next week.


Let me throw in some likes:
-good long relaxing blowjobs. The kind where it looks like the girl likes having the dick in the guys mouth.
-kissing, where it looks like the guy and girl are really into each other, and it makes the action look more real
-real natural looking girls. Real [censored], and not too much make up. No stripper heels.


This is not a like or dislike, but regarding the guy in the scene, he should be somewhat attractive. Not that I am in anyway gay at all. Trust me, I know I'm not. The reason I say this, is that it makes the scene more believable when he's not a fat hairy old man, or looks like Ramon from Bangbaus. I want to watch a scene and have it be believable, like the girl actually enjoys the sex and is not repulsed by the guy she's blowing.
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Old 09-08-2007, 11:06 AM
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Also had to do a scene where one of the women wore a strap and I had to suck it off before she did me from behind

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Hope you didn't moan when you were blowing the dildo. Because that kind of enthusiasm always seems fake.
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:07 PM
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-shadows from the filming crew
-discontinuities during the act (e.g. one person says something and another starts laughing)
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:13 PM
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Also had to do a scene where one of the women wore a strap and I had to suck it off before she did me from behind

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Wow. I... wow! Can you please explain what was going through your mind when you found out you had to do this and why you accepted?

Serious question: has this experience lead to more (non-gay) anal stimulation? Do you like it now, or is that dildo the last thing that will ever go up your ass?
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:35 PM
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LOL Jay, you seem like you're an expert in Porn Movies.

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I made 6 Porn Movies a few years back to make a bit of money when I wasn't good at poker. Did a thread about this a while back.

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LOL are you seriously for real? I've seen your picture and you're good looking and [censored], but your 17, so few years ago = 15 so I highly doubt that. If true, link to thread please, I suck at searching.

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Could someone get on this? I tried finding it, but Google decided I was probably a computer virus and wouldn't let me search any more.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:26 PM
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Jenna Haze not doing porn anymore.



(No, lesbian doesn't count.)

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Her over-zealous moaning and dirty talk always pissed me off tbh.

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She's in my probably favorite scene ever - and it ties into the "storyline" thing - first she is sitting on a couch talking about how she used to be a waitress at Marie Callindar's - and she used to serve hot apple pie to the customers...
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:33 PM
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She's in my probably favorite scene ever - and it ties into the "storyline" thing - first she is sitting on a couch talking about how she used to be a waitress at Marie Callindar's - and she used to serve hot apple pie to the customers...

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I remember this scene. It was with the Canadian guy right? She's a good performer. She seems like a girl who's been nailed ALOT before porn, and sincerely enjoys a caaack.

More modern performers I enjoy are:
-Lela Star
-Stephanie Cane
-Christine Alexis
-Amy Reid (looks only)
-Lindsey Meadows (looks only)
-Brook Banner
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:38 PM
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I remember this scene. It was with the Canadian guy right?

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lol, yep. OOT is too good at porn.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:43 PM
It's Brandt It's Brandt is offline
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She seems like a girl [who] sincerely enjoys a caaack.

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You're not going to like hearing this but IIRC a 2+2 poster that was once in the porn industry (Dominic, I think) posted that this is not true at all. I think basically it was said that she's completely fake, a complete bitch and the only thing she is "sincere" about is getting paid.
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