FTP chat transcripts: Ivey vs Lederer

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

this thread is awesome and im cracking up in class because of it

[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM Cali Italian: jeff why are italians and asians so good at poker?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: they have the focus of a lion and the strength of a alien genius brain

QUESTION FROM sbw75: hey do you ever worry about potential germs and diseases on poker chips?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no... until now.... oh god the bacteria will eat me alive


QUESTION FROM Mike Matusow: jeff why am i such aloser online

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: well being a loser in real life transfers digitally

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: hahaha matusow is humor


QUESTION FROM tripp_1: i dont like ur answers bud

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: i dont like ur face

QUESTION FROM reinsel39: Do you think Mike Matasow cheats the IRS at taxes?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 80%


QUESTION FROM knighty81: can you send me 40 dollars?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: maybe. ask again. its like a magic eight ball.

QUESTION FROM i think u suc: i demand you stake me some cash for i am god

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: god can create money with a wave

QUESTION FROM 612WharfAvenue: are you part of the left wing consparicy, if so why cant i hail a cab?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: cause ur black i guess

[NamesJay]

Here are some of my favorites:

QUESTION FROM Teamster Girl: Women already struggle to get respect at tourney, your advise for chymo certainly doesnt help!

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i was joking there are many good women players like jeff madsen



QUESTION FROM Danibusman: who is the best FT pro besides ivery?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ebony



QUESTION FROM LYBerra8: Jeff what is the best way to win a million dollars

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: well just bet 1 million u don't have on a sports game. if you lose the bet, just move to mexico.



QUESTION FROM codename_v: with rakes of 3 or 4 dollars, should I not play the 2 4 limit games at the local indian casinos?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sounds like too much. but u should support the tribes that the pilgrims raped and pillaged


QUESTION FROM Scuba_Deuce: What would you judge the average IQ of a Full Tilt chatter to be?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 8

[ReNoRyan]

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QUESTION FROM Danibusman: who is the best FT pro besides ivery?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ebony


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lol.. awesome

[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM DoeBoyNYC: whats your net worth?

ANSWER FROM Perry Friedman: My butterfly net is worth about $35, my basketball net, about $20, and my fish net, about $30.

QUESTION FROM fxstone11: Perry, how do you handle bad-runs?

ANSWER FROM Perry Friedman: Kaopectate

QUESTION FROM smasher24: im coming to vegas in feb. what are the lowest nlh tables there?

ANSWER FROM Perry Friedman: The ones with wheelchair access.

[Wht_Rbt]

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QUESTION FROM fxstone11: Perry, how do you handle bad-runs?

ANSWER FROM Perry Friedman: Kaopectate


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hahaha

[RubbishCards]

Bump for Roland de Wolfe FT sweat (about to win Irish Open). From blondepoker:
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We are now heads up:

Roland de Wolfe -- 4,000,000
Marty Smyth -- 3,655,000

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[Jeff_B]

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QUESTION FROM marizer: do the pros actually have any interest in mentoring up and comers?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: if they have big breasts



QUESTION FROM AnniMayter: Hey I have big breasts..do I have a shot at getting mentored now?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: yes send me a foto of them lol


QUESTION FROM OrionX: I have big breasts, can you mentor me? I'll even shave them if you want

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: lool

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QUESTION FROM marizer: do you find poker sexy and/or erotic?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: lol

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wtf?

[ImsaKidd]

QUESTION FROM Nate Savage: How much do you use implied odds in determining when to make a certain play?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: yes if there is good chinese action im likely to call

[SZEppi]

Like these as well:


QUESTION FROM jjbear: Why is there a cartoon picture of Paris Hilton at the top of this chat box?

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: Is that Pairs Hilton or MAYBE....it is Clonie Gowen..would make more sense

QUESTION FROM mikeethree3: do you hate being semi famous

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: don't really think about it.

QUESTION FROM stuntastic1: Clonie how are you?

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: old enough to gamble, young enough to still want to.





QUESTION FROM coryd1231: thats old


lol