Jokes so bad they are funny

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Man who walks through airport metaldector sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who goes to bed with sex on the mind wakes up with solution in hand.

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Man who runs behind car all day is exhausted.

Man who leaps from tall building jumps to conclusion

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Man who walk with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

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What's white and goes up?







A retarded snowflake.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor



















make me one with everything

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what do you say to a gambler in a 3 piece suit











will the defendant please rise

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What`s even funnier than a dead baby?























A dead baby in a clown costume.

[New2NL]

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HEY YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDFATHER WHO DIED DURING THE HOLOCAUST LOL HE FELL OUT OF THE GUARD TOWER






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If told correctly this one can be great.

If people are all around making Jewish jokes, you just silently say.

''Guys I would appreciate it if you stopped with the jokes, my grandfather died at auswitch''

EVERYONE GOES SILENT, THEY ALL FEEL BAD AND GUILTY

THEN PWN THEM

''Yeah he fell off his guard tower''

[MATT111]

What does a blind and deaf kid get for christmas?
















Cancer.

[PocketElevens]

A woman is at the grocery check out, she noticing a man in line taking interest as she loads the belt with eggs, milk bread and some apples. She looks up to give the man a smile and he smiles back and says "You must be single"

Impressed he was able to ascertain this by watching her unloading her groceries from the cart for just a few seconds she curiously replies
"Why yes I am! How did you figure that out?"

"Because you’re ugly"