Stupid things I thought when I was a kid. - Page 15

phlup · #**141** 08-03-2005, 10:25 AM

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I was also very dissapointed to find out that you had to move to have sex.

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I figured this out pretty early. Unfortunately my first couple girlfriends hadn't. They sucked.

New001 · #**142** 08-03-2005, 02:06 PM

I must have been 6 when I ashamedly asked my dad why Eric Clapton said "that blonde dickhead" in the song White Room. He had a good laugh and told me it was "that pawn ticket." I was a pretty quick kid, nothing better sticks out.

Grey · #**143** 08-06-2005, 01:51 AM

I believed, as my mother told me, the dragons came out once the streetlights turned on so I had to get my ass home.

I also believed everyone had three balls.

arod15 · #**144** 08-06-2005, 06:12 PM

Eating paste was good when i was 6.,,,

CaptSensible · #**145** 08-06-2005, 06:36 PM

I thought that there were small people in the tv. That if I threw a brick into the tv that I would hit one of them in the head, lol.

stinkypete · #**146** 08-06-2005, 10:03 PM

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true, but the royals play in Missouri and I seriously thought they played in Kansas. haha.

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22 for me on this one.

stinkypete · #**147** 08-06-2005, 10:05 PM

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THings I DID know when I was 6.

- I was reading at an 8th grade level.( I could read at 3 and a half)

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since this is now a bragging thread, i was reading at an 8th grade level at age 6 in my second language.

diebitter · #**148** 11-01-2005, 06:49 AM

During reading at school, when they said we had to read the book during book hour, I thought they literally meant read it from start to finish.

Each session, I'd start the book anew, and read it like a demon, and usually end up close to the end without finishing. During this phase, my teachers classed me as a slow reader,as I kept the same book for so long! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Basically, I taught myself at about 7-8 to speed read, just to get onto the next darn book.

Oh, I also thought the France and China were the same place, and French was the same as Chinese - but I have no idea why...

Oh, I had the pot thing too. I remember reading about guys getting 5 years for smuggling drugs or 'pot', and assumed it was something like antique vases. For quite a while I thought 'drugs' meant 'vases'.

littlelamb · #**149** 11-01-2005, 07:03 AM

Littlelamb thought his cute kindergarden teacher wanted to [censored] him too.

wtfsvi · #**150** 11-01-2005, 07:51 AM

I have a friend who revealed during class that she thought the world was flat (probably 12-14 years old or something). The class is astonished: "But have you never seen a friggin' globe?" She: "Have you never seen a map?"