Biggest crime you've ever committed?

[MyTurn2Raise]

I've never committed a crime.
I'm innocent.

[Johnny_Utah]

I was an accessory to a bank robbery

[Jim14Qc]

Theft, Distribution and Sale of Intellectual property is probably the biggest I've done.

Underage drinking while in the US and being almost arrested. I wonder what I would've gotten for that, seeing how I was <18 and not a resident. Can't be that bad, can it?

Never driven drunk, never will. That's stupid.

[Abones]

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I pretended to be a pizza delivery guy, stuck a .45, a rope, pepper spray and a stun gun in the box...

Knocked on the door... Opened the box, Maced the guy, pulled out the gun, robbed them of almost a kilo of cola, 200 ecstasy tabs and 11k in cash.. when the brave guy came out the door after me when I was leaving, he got shot in the shin.

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So that was you, huh?

[troymclur]

when i was 16 i luckily found out that if you peel off the laminate of a drivers License quickly, the hologram comes clean off.

So me and a friend do this, cut out of the hologram from the laminate and fireup good ole' adobe photoshop. We scan my ID and use smudge tool to push in the surrounding color for the last to digits on my Birfday, then take the pencil tool and crudely draw in two differend digits.

Using a brand new, 1997 Epson printer my mother bought on sale for 99 dollars, we print off my id and cut it oh so carefully. The thing looks like [censored], but we figure it will pass for an old, used up ID. Then comes the bright Idea of using epoxy to glue a new laminate, over the back of my old ID with the print and the hologram sandwiched inbtween. Unfortunately the thing smells like a paint can [censored] out a retarded drivers liscense, so we decide to pass myself off as a painter jsut getting off the job.

I grab some old jeans, and smear some paint all over them and my shirt, along with a hint of varnish to cover for the reaking DL. We goto the Ghettor Shopper (a Price Chopper with a liquor store in it) and grab the biggest bottle of alcohol they have. The cashier scans the booze, and takes my ID and enters in the date into the computer. What seemed like a siren goes off and she looks at the computer readout: Invalid Age, or some such. She types it in again and gets the same error. This is where i would have [censored] my pants if my [censored] hadn't already puckered up to the size of a pencil point, because i realized that i had made a fake ID to say i was 20.

"Uh, it's not working"

A nervous laugh, and i snatch the ID from the nice lady who obviously failed math class, leaving a trail of epoxy sent to linger between us.

"Jesus, i JUST got this ID. Stupid DMV people, they must have screwed up my birthday."

Then i scuttle off past the security gaurd and bolt out of the parking lot.

I guess i've done worse things, but this is certainly the stupidest, worst criminal act i've done.

[Annorax]

Bookmaking in high school. Nothing big, just a few 100 bets here and there.

[llayner]

Providing to minors. When I was 21.

[imitation]

I used to do alot of credit card type fraud when I was young. I once ordered a whole bunch of smart drugs of the internet with fake credit cards, they all came it didn't make me smarter.

[terrapin314]

The list is long, but the worse was disorderly intoxication, assaulting a police officer, fleeing.

I called a cop a "small-town redneck pig" and he took offense and tried to arrest me. I hit him with an elbow to the face and took off running.

Never caught...

[el adam]

3 seperate stories:
counterfeit
credit card/internet fraud
special story

When I was a freshman in high school I made counterfeit $10 bills. Just your basic scanned, printed double sided on microsoft word, with a touch of paintshop, and put in the dryer money. Tried to buy nachos with them and it passed through. Next day, tried again and they took me in. The on-campus cop said he just got off the phone with the Secret Service. I almost pooped my pants.

Last summer I pretended to be a girl on myspace and committed credit card fraud. I had the username and password of a guys PartyPoker account(given to me by him) so I could work off his bonus for him. I lost all the money, and I felt bad, so I did the logical thing and deposit more from his on-file credit card to try to win him his money back. This had a 1 in 9999 chance of succeeding(trying to deposit from his credit card.) The gods of fraud looked up to me that day, as somehow I got his verification 4 digit number right. 9150 I still remember it. Crazy [censored].

One story that might(?) have been illegal if I followed through would be the home casino. I feel you guys will appreciate this as my thread has garnered much attention over the years. This is my official tworooks coming out party persay.