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I was also very dissapointed to find out that you had to move to have sex. [/ QUOTE ] I figured this out pretty early. Unfortunately my first couple girlfriends hadn't. They sucked. |
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I must have been 6 when I ashamedly asked my dad why Eric Clapton said "that blonde dickhead" in the song White Room. He had a good laugh and told me it was "that pawn ticket." I was a pretty quick kid, nothing better sticks out.
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I believed, as my mother told me, the dragons came out once the streetlights turned on so I had to get my ass home.
I also believed everyone had three balls. |
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Eating paste was good when i was 6.,,,
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I thought that there were small people in the tv. That if I threw a brick into the tv that I would hit one of them in the head, lol.
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true, but the royals play in Missouri and I seriously thought they played in Kansas. haha. [/ QUOTE ] 22 for me on this one. |
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THings I DID know when I was 6. - I was reading at an 8th grade level.( I could read at 3 and a half) [/ QUOTE ] since this is now a bragging thread, i was reading at an 8th grade level at age 6 in my second language. |
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During reading at school, when they said we had to read the book during book hour, I thought they literally meant read it from start to finish.
Each session, I'd start the book anew, and read it like a demon, and usually end up close to the end without finishing. During this phase, my teachers classed me as a slow reader,as I kept the same book for so long! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Basically, I taught myself at about 7-8 to speed read, just to get onto the next darn book. Oh, I also thought the France and China were the same place, and French was the same as Chinese - but I have no idea why... Oh, I had the pot thing too. I remember reading about guys getting 5 years for smuggling drugs or 'pot', and assumed it was something like antique vases. For quite a while I thought 'drugs' meant 'vases'. |
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Littlelamb thought his cute kindergarden teacher wanted to [censored] him too.
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I have a friend who revealed during class that she thought the world was flat (probably 12-14 years old or something). The class is astonished: "But have you never seen a friggin' globe?" She: "Have you never seen a map?"
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