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Old 12-15-2006, 07:38 PM
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lol slowplayaments
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Old 12-15-2006, 10:27 PM
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#%@#^&*($*&%$*&*

I can't [censored] win at poker.
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Old 12-15-2006, 10:36 PM
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On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:49 PM
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MDoran,

Please stop trying to be so god damn tricky.

Love,
kyro
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  #145  
Old 12-17-2006, 04:13 AM
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($167.55)
SB ($318)
BB ($237.75)
UTG ($316.80)
MP ($713.35)
Hero ($1344.90)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $167.55</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $155.55, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $303.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $725.35</font>, Hero calls $410.25.

Flop: ($1612.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Turn: ($1612.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

River: ($1612.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: $1612.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has Kc Ks (one pair, kings).
Hero has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Button has Js Jc (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $1612.25. </font>
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:29 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

PokerStars No-Limit RPS, $4 BB (6 handed)

Button ($167.55)
SB ($318)
BB ($237.75)
UTG ($316.80)
MP ($713.35)
Hero ($1344.90)

Hero is CO with Rock.

<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $167.55</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $155.55, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $303.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $725.35</font>, Hero calls $410.25.

Final Pot: $1612.25

Results below:
MP has Scissors (one pair, Scissors).
Hero has Rock (one huge Rock).
Button has Scissors (one pair, Scissors).
Outcome: Hero wins $1612.25.

[/ QUOTE ]
Shipppppppit!
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  #147  
Old 12-17-2006, 01:12 PM
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OH,

hahahaha.

All,

To you haters who say SNGs are harder, I present to you my last 72 tourneys (played in sets of 9 no less).

16 1sts
13 2nds
10 3rds

ITM - 54.2%
ROI - .593
Profit: $2560.50

Hatas hate.
Playas play.

Beetches.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:16 PM
TIEdup14 TIEdup14 is offline
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OH,

hahahaha.

All,

To you haters who say SNGs are harder, I present to you my last 72 tourneys (played in sets of 9 no less).

16 1sts
13 2nds
10 3rds

ITM - 54.2%
ROI - .593
Profit: $2560.50

Hatas hate.
Playas play.

Beetches.

[/ QUOTE ]

buy in?
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:19 PM
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Just doing the math in my head it looks like $55s?
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:19 PM
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Amp,

Very tame. I'm almost disappointed.

$55+5 on Stars.
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