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#141
07-06-2007, 11:53 PM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
I'm sure this has happened to all of us:
Go to Vegas, get obscenely drunk and pass out in hotel room. Wake up four hours later feeling like you haven't had a sip since the 70s. Run to bathroom. Pound 20 of those tiny hotel glasses of Vegas tap water without thinking. Actually prefer desperately parched feeling to the taste in your mouth that will be there until you die. Just such an experience sold me on bottled water for the rest of my life. That, and there's a factory in my home town in Colorado that mass produces Uranium cake. 
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#143
07-07-2007, 12:13 AM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
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Go to Vegas, get obscenely drunk and pass out in hotel room. Wake up four hours later feeling like you haven't had a sip since the 70s. Run to bathroom. Pound 20 of those tiny hotel glasses of Vegas tap water without thinking. Actually prefer desperately parched feeling to the taste in your mouth that will be there until you die. [/ QUOTE ] You suck at being a Vegas baller. The correct play is to break down and pay ~$4/bottle for the Evian in the minibar.
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#144
07-07-2007, 12:18 AM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
evian tastes like chalky ass
also, the people who are fish at life are the virgins who think drinking tap water makes them smarter than people who get laid at least once a year
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#145
07-07-2007, 12:23 AM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
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evian tastes like chalky ass also, the people who are fish at life are the virgins who think drinking tap water makes them smarter than people who get laid at least once a year [/ QUOTE ] LOL, brutal. As for Evian, I dunno, I don't buy that boutique-ass expensive water. But a couple of weeks ago I was in the Palm Springs area and my roommate and I rifled through a case of water from Ralph's in the course of our stay. By the last day we were out and he said [censored] it, I'm breaking into the minibar. That's when the Evian got cracked.
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#146
07-07-2007, 12:25 AM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Go to Vegas, get obscenely drunk and pass out in hotel room. Wake up four hours later feeling like you haven't had a sip since the 70s. Run to bathroom. Pound 20 of those tiny hotel glasses of Vegas tap water without thinking. Actually prefer desperately parched feeling to the taste in your mouth that will be there until you die. [/ QUOTE ] You suck at being a Vegas baller. The correct play is to break down and pay ~$4/bottle for the Evian in the minibar. [/ QUOTE ] Do you always post the first obvious thought that enters your head? Seriously, you remind me of the kid in the group that always fills every silence with whatever vernacular his friends are saying that month. Guy 1: Check out that chick. Guy 2: Front lives up to the back, she's hot. You: She's so baller! Guy 1: I feel like chicken fajita today. Guy 2: I don't know, the green peppers look a little overcooked. You: Make sure to ask for half steak and half chicken, because that's baller! I'm sure you're a nice guy and all ...
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#148
07-07-2007, 12:32 AM
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Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
I spent like four bucks on a bottle of evian in thailand because I wasn't paying attention and it was right next to the normal 35 cent bottles. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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