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If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that | 24 | 48.98% | |
or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) | 25 | 51.02% | |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
idk which one u meant
and i closed window :-\ |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
I HAS 7.3K
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
WTF WAS THAT
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
RIGGED BS
PokerStars Game #12043476863: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level IV (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 21:27:25 (ET) Table '61018386 7' 8-max Seat 1: meleader2 (342 in chips) Seat 2: burns1986 (1246 in chips) Seat 3: cognoscenti (560 in chips) Seat 4: atazahn (1200 in chips) is sitting out Seat 5: Lo-Tan (1402 in chips) Seat 6: smittymatt (2089 in chips) Seat 7: BlueDevils09 (2420 in chips) Seat 8: excanuck (2621 in chips) excanuck: posts the ante 10 meleader2: posts the ante 10 burns1986: posts the ante 10 cognoscenti: posts the ante 10 atazahn: posts the ante 10 Lo-Tan: posts the ante 10 smittymatt: posts the ante 10 BlueDevils09: posts the ante 10 *** 3rd STREET *** Dealt to meleader2 [2d] Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s] Dealt to cognoscenti [3s] Dealt to atazahn [5s] Dealt to Lo-Tan [7c] Dealt to smittymatt [Kd] Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Ad] Dealt to excanuck [Qd] meleader2 said, "FUUUUUUUCK" meleader2: bets 100 burns1986: raises 100 to 200 cognoscenti: raises 100 to 300 atazahn: folds Lo-Tan: folds smittymatt: folds BlueDevils09: folds excanuck: folds meleader2: raises 32 to 332 and is all-in Betting is capped burns1986: calls 132 cognoscenti: calls 32 *** 4th STREET *** Dealt to meleader2 [2d] [5c] Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s] [3c] Dealt to cognoscenti [3s] [4d] burns1986: bets 100 cognoscenti: calls 100 *** 5th STREET *** Dealt to meleader2 [2d 5c] [Th] Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c] [7d] Dealt to cognoscenti [3s 4d] [2s] burns1986: bets 200 cognoscenti: calls 118 and is all-in *** 6th STREET *** Dealt to meleader2 [2d 5c Th] [7s] Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d] [Ts] Dealt to cognoscenti [3s 4d 2s] [4s] *** RIVER *** Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts] [5h] *** SHOW DOWN *** burns1986: shows [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts 5h] (three of a kind, Nines) cognoscenti: shows [Ac 3h 3s 4d 2s 4s 5d] (a straight, Ace to Five) cognoscenti collected 436 from side pot meleader2: shows [8s 8c 2d 5c Th 7s As] (a pair of Eights) cognoscenti said, "AHAHAHHA" cognoscenti collected 1076 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1512 Main pot 1076. Side pot 436. | Rake 0 Seat 1: meleader2 showed [8s 8c 2d 5c Th 7s As] and lost with a pair of Eights Seat 2: burns1986 showed [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts 5h] and lost with three of a kind, Nines Seat 3: cognoscenti showed [Ac 3h 3s 4d 2s 4s 5d] and won (1512) with a straight, Ace to Five Seat 4: atazahn folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 5: Lo-Tan folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 6: smittymatt folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 7: BlueDevils09 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 8: excanuck folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
ha that was me huuuge suckout
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#146
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
I got owned in NL
PokerStars Game #12043525965: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/13 - 21:30:06 (ET) Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (5190 in chips) Seat 2: goatskin78 (1480 in chips) Seat 3: ClayGongora (1260 in chips) Seat 4: FoChizzle (1300 in chips) Seat 5: bonoedge (705 in chips) Seat 6: taolihtm (2920 in chips) Seat 7: EscobarsHero (1390 in chips) Seat 8: D0ok1e (1490 in chips) Seat 9: Barretboy9 (1450 in chips) Barretboy9: posts small blind 10 TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to taolihtm [Jc 8c] goatskin78: folds ClayGongora: folds FoChizzle: folds bonoedge: folds taolihtm: raises 40 to 60 EscobarsHero: calls 60 D0ok1e: folds Barretboy9: folds TeamSquirtle: folds *** FLOP *** [Qh 6d Jh] taolihtm: bets 90 EscobarsHero: calls 90 *** TURN *** [Qh 6d Jh] [6c] taolihtm: checks EscobarsHero: bets 220 taolihtm: raises 1220 to 1440 EscobarsHero: calls 1020 and is all-in *** RIVER *** [Qh 6d Jh 6c] [7d] *** SHOW DOWN *** taolihtm: shows [Jc 8c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes) EscobarsHero: shows [Jd As] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes - Ace kicker) taolihtm said, "lol" EscobarsHero collected 2810 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2810 | Rake 0 Board [Qh 6d Jh 6c 7d] Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: goatskin78 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: ClayGongora folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: FoChizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: bonoedge folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: taolihtm showed [Jc 8c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes Seat 7: EscobarsHero showed [Jd As] and won (2810) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes Seat 8: D0ok1e (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Barretboy9 (small blind) folded before Flop |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
yar i pull a fast one
PokerStars Game #12043604615: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/13 - 21:34:27 (ET) Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: ICuRaRook (2815 in chips) Seat 2: TommiTommi (1650 in chips) Seat 3: Rekwob (2685 in chips) Seat 4: tilt_donkey (3210 in chips) Seat 5: meleader2 (1535 in chips) Seat 6: Topshelf21 (1355 in chips) Seat 7: BadAfro (675 in chips) Seat 8: Butcho22 (1570 in chips) Seat 9: Artsemis (1405 in chips) BadAfro: posts small blind 15 Butcho22: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to meleader2 [9d Ac] Artsemis: folds ICuRaRook: folds TommiTommi: folds Rekwob: folds tilt_donkey: raises 90 to 120 meleader2: calls 120 Topshelf21: folds BadAfro: folds Butcho22: folds *** FLOP *** [8h Jc Qh] tilt_donkey: checks meleader2: bets 210 tilt_donkey: folds meleader2 collected 285 from pot meleader2: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 285 | Rake 0 Board [8h Jc Qh] Seat 1: ICuRaRook folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: TommiTommi folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Rekwob folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: tilt_donkey folded on the Flop Seat 5: meleader2 collected (285) Seat 6: Topshelf21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BadAfro (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: Butcho22 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: Artsemis folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
crafy turn check
PokerStars Game #12043657889: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/13 - 21:37:24 (ET) Table '61016944 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: Admooooooo (8065 in chips) Seat 2: WorkPlease (1370 in chips) Seat 3: Lo-Tan (1510 in chips) Seat 4: Thalaivar (3425 in chips) Seat 5: on_thg (1365 in chips) Seat 6: jupiterpig (1425 in chips) Seat 8: gilmour81 (765 in chips) Seat 9: burns1986 (1730 in chips) Lo-Tan: posts small blind 15 Thalaivar: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to burns1986 [Ad Ks] on_thg: folds jupiterpig: folds gilmour81: folds burns1986: raises 60 to 90 Admooooooo: folds WorkPlease: folds Lo-Tan: folds Thalaivar: calls 60 *** FLOP *** [6c Ts 5c] Thalaivar: checks burns1986: bets 123 Thalaivar: calls 123 *** TURN *** [6c Ts 5c] [As] Thalaivar: checks burns1986: checks *** RIVER *** [6c Ts 5c As] [6h] Thalaivar: bets 420 burns1986: calls 420 *** SHOW DOWN *** Thalaivar: shows [Qc Jh] (a pair of Sixes) burns1986: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Sixes) burns1986 collected 1281 from pot burns1986 said, ": )" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1281 | Rake 0 Board [6c Ts 5c As 6h] Seat 1: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: WorkPlease (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Lo-Tan (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: Thalaivar (big blind) showed [Qc Jh] and lost with a pair of Sixes Seat 5: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: jupiterpig folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: gilmour81 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: burns1986 showed [Ad Ks] and won (1281) with two pair, Aces and Sixes |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
THIS IZ TEH BEST BIRFDAY EVAH
PokerStars Game #12043666296: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level V (150/300) - 2007/09/13 - 21:37:52 (ET) Table '61018386 9' 8-max Seat 1: SpurrierFTW (1325 in chips) Seat 2: emyouexwhy (1178 in chips) Seat 3: Kitbop (1830 in chips) Seat 4: AWice (970 in chips) is sitting out Seat 5: Quicksilvre (4375 in chips) Seat 6: Butcho22 (1520 in chips) Seat 8: capt sukout (8111 in chips) Quicksilvre: posts the ante 15 Butcho22: posts the ante 15 capt sukout: posts the ante 15 SpurrierFTW: posts the ante 15 emyouexwhy: posts the ante 15 Kitbop: posts the ante 15 AWice: posts the ante 15 *** 3rd STREET *** Dealt to SpurrierFTW [5d] Dealt to emyouexwhy [7d] Dealt to Kitbop [Kc] Dealt to AWice [Kh] Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td] Dealt to Butcho22 [Jh] Dealt to capt sukout [8s] Quicksilvre said, "lol" SpurrierFTW: brings in for 75 emyouexwhy: folds Kitbop: folds AWice: folds Quicksilvre: raises 75 to 150 Butcho22: folds SpurrierFTW said, "why do i always have to bring in? rigged" capt sukout: calls 150 SpurrierFTW: folds *** 4th STREET *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td] [Ts] Dealt to capt sukout [8s] [Ad] Quicksilvre: bets 150 capt sukout: calls 150 *** 5th STREET *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts] [6c] Dealt to capt sukout [8s Ad] [Ah] capt sukout: checks Quicksilvre: bets 300 capt sukout: calls 300 *** 6th STREET *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts 6c] [Js] Dealt to capt sukout [8s Ad Ah] [4c] capt sukout: checks Quicksilvre: bets 300 capt sukout: calls 300 *** RIVER *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js] [2d] capt sukout: checks Quicksilvre: bets 300 capt sukout: raises 300 to 600 Quicksilvre: raises 300 to 900 capt sukout: calls 300 *** SHOW DOWN *** Quicksilvre: shows [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js 2d] (HI: four of a kind, Tens) capt sukout: mucks hand Quicksilvre collected 3780 from pot No low hand qualified SpurrierFTW said, "lol" capt sukout said, "lololol" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3780 | Rake 0 Seat 1: SpurrierFTW folded on the 3rd Street Seat 2: emyouexwhy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 3: Kitbop folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 4: AWice folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 5: Quicksilvre showed [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js 2d] and won (3780) with HI: four of a kind, Tens Seat 6: Butcho22 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 8: capt sukout mucked [3h Qh 8s Ad Ah 4c 4h] |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
YEAH PUT ME ON THE BB WHEN IM THE SHORTSTACK [censored] JOPKE
PokerStars Game #12043712964: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level VI (200/400) - 2007/09/13 - 21:40:25 (ET) Table '61018386 13' 8-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: metalspork (509 in chips) Seat 2: Nikita69 (365 in chips) Seat 3: Simbbo (3445 in chips) Seat 4: Artsemis (2450 in chips) Seat 5: IcarusJam (3208 in chips) Seat 6: ArtySpooner (2837 in chips) Seat 7: jack492505 (785 in chips) is sitting out Seat 8: zan nen (3436 in chips) metalspork: posts small blind 100 Nikita69: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Nikita69 [2c Js] Simbbo: folds Artsemis: raises 200 to 400 IcarusJam: folds Nikita69 said, "OH GODDAMMIT" ArtySpooner: folds jack492505: folds zan nen: raises 200 to 600 metalspork: folds Nikita69 said, "ON MY FRIKCN BLIND" Nikita69: calls 165 and is all-in Artsemis: calls 200 *** FLOP *** [3h 9s 7h] Artsemis: checks zan nen: bets 200 Artsemis: raises 200 to 400 zan nen: calls 200 *** TURN *** [3h 9s 7h] [6d] Artsemis: bets 400 zan nen: calls 400 *** RIVER *** [3h 9s 7h 6d] [Qc] Artsemis: checks zan nen: bets 400 Artsemis: calls 400 Nikita69 said, "****ING JOPKE" *** SHOW DOWN *** zan nen: shows [Ac Ks] (high card Ace) Artsemis: shows [9h Ah] (a pair of Nines) Artsemis collected 2870 from side pot metalspork said, "man that messes my head up every time we change game lol" Nikita69: mucks hand zan nen said, "omgggggggggggggggggg" Artsemis collected 1195 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 4065 Main pot 1195. Side pot 2870. | Rake 0 Board [3h 9s 7h 6d Qc] Seat 1: metalspork (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: Nikita69 (big blind) mucked [2c Js] Seat 3: Simbbo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Artsemis showed [9h Ah] and won (4065) with a pair of Nines Seat 5: IcarusJam folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: ArtySpooner folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: zan nen (button) showed [Ac Ks] and lost with high card Ace |
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