Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[Aaron W.]

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also posted in sssh nc/lc but i figured maybe you would like

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not even repping a legit counterfeited hand but they still bet

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (25.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 29.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ts, Th (Full house, tens full of threes).
BB mucks Kc, Kh.
Outcome: Hero wins 28.70 BB.

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I wonder what would have happened if that had been 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] instead...

[milesdyson]

bb would likely check and MP would bet. but i'd probably just bet there anyway.

[marchron]

Hey sports fans, Irish Mike here.

Is there a team that you just can't stand? Do you hate their players, their fans, their management, their mascot, their team colors, their choices in music, their brand of cologne, their underwear or their momma? Wouldn't you like to make it so they never won another game for the rest of all eternity?

I can help with that.

For a modest fee,* I will personally delve into the history and customs of any team you select and burrow myself deep into their fanbase. Once accepted, I will work my powerful badluckbox anti-mojo voodoo curses upon them to such a point where, just as two examples, their offensive line collapses like a house of cards or their three most powerful hitters go 4-for-27 in two games.

Yes, it really is that simple. Just call on the sick suck powers of Irish Mike. Your enemies will blow, guaranteed.**




*Fee not actually modest.

**Guarantee not actually guaranteed.

[Goodnews]

[JavaNut]

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Hey sports fans, Irish Mike here.

Is there a team that you just can't stand? Do you hate their players, their fans, their management, their mascot, their team colors, their choices in music, their brand of cologne, their underwear or their momma? Wouldn't you like to make it so they never won another game for the rest of all eternity?

I can help with that.

For a modest fee,* I will personally delve into the history and customs of any team you select and burrow myself deep into their fanbase. Once accepted, I will work my powerful badluckbox anti-mojo voodoo curses upon them to such a point where, just as two examples, their offensive line collapses like a house of cards or their three most powerful hitters go 4-for-27 in two games.

Yes, it really is that simple. Just call on the sick suck powers of Irish Mike. Your enemies will blow, guaranteed.**




*Fee not actually modest.

**Guarantee not actually guaranteed.

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I've got one, scum united (also known as manure or manchester united). You'll get to eat prawn sandwiches in the stands. As they are now owned by some american and his little boys, you don't need to adapt your badluckbox too much.

So I guess that the paper bag stays on your avatar for a while yet?

[janne_oksanen]

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I read every post and I still don't know what this thread is about. The lolcats thread link however made me smile out aloud a couple of times.

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Cliffs notes: Nielso hates all government and thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy, and no amount of evidence will convince him otherwise. After several cycles of "Nielso, address X argument instead of posting more stupid links" followed by Nielso posting a stupid link, kerowo gave up and degenerated into lolcatting. This caused Nielso to cry to the mods.

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Yea, I figured that out myself. I'm talking about this thread.

[bozlax]

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Yea, I figured that out myself. I'm talking about this thread.

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NC (title) = No Content

[Ulkis]

But what I don't understand is how someone can get banned in a NC thread?

[marchron]

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I read every post and I still don't know what this thread is about. The lolcats thread link however made me smile out aloud a couple of times.

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Cliffs notes: Nielso hates all government and thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy, and no amount of evidence will convince him otherwise. After several cycles of "Nielso, address X argument instead of posting more stupid links" followed by Nielso posting a stupid link, kerowo gave up and improved it by lolcatting. This caused Nielso to cry to the mods.

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FYP.

[marchron]

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But what I don't understand is how someone can get banned in a NC thread?

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You're probably going to get banned for asking.





Then again, I'm probably going to get banned twice for answering.