Sign The Contract - You Get Stars/AP Money

[n1nj4.br]

I think signing this contract is a big -EV move. If this diabolic thing doesnt happen, fine, u win 1$. But if it happens, you lose huge ammount of money. So i'd rather not take the 1$

[Craggoo]

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ok i officially request my soul back. Do not sign this contract, this is serious business. The next tourney:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
7 players

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls t200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t300)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t600</font>, 5 folds, UTG calls t400 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1100)</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1500, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1500, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t400</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to t1200</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t2000</font>, UTG calls t800 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t4700)</font>.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t5500, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5500)


Results:
Final pot: t5500
UTG showed Kh Th
Hero showed Kc Kd

Hero said, "you're bad at poker"

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maybe you should stop betting like a little woman. give him a reason to think he can blow you off of your hand (LIKE BETTING 20% OF THE POT FOR INSTANCE) and he's going to do it. bet that [censored] like you got a pair and he's gone. its your own fault

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Dude he had a draw (aka da nutz!)

[Craggoo]

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lol, 5th in chips vs chipleader in stars 1k, 90 left

SHIP THE DOLLA DOLLA BILL PLZ

PokerStars Game #12139409005: Tournament #61162288, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2007/09/18 - 23:00:06 (ET)
Table '61162288 5' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BrynKenney (8460 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr Orville (34036 in chips)
Seat 3: Stanj98 (11357 in chips)
Seat 5: FeiteFrank (10662 in chips)
Seat 6: AABenjaminAA (8616 in chips)
Seat 7: FunkiMunki (28607 in chips)
Seat 8: partyfish1 (6538 in chips)
Seat 9: lyerly_ (8398 in chips)
BrynKenney: posts the ante 40
Mr Orville: posts the ante 40
Stanj98: posts the ante 40
FeiteFrank: posts the ante 40
AABenjaminAA: posts the ante 40
FunkiMunki: posts the ante 40
partyfish1: posts the ante 40
lyerly_: posts the ante 40
Mr Orville: posts small blind 200
Stanj98: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FunkiMunki [7d 7c]
FeiteFrank: folds
AABenjaminAA: folds
FunkiMunki: raises 800 to 1200
partyfish1: folds
lyerly_: folds
BrynKenney: folds
Mr Orville: calls 1000
Stanj98: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 8d Qd]
Mr Orville: checks
FunkiMunki: bets 2200
Mr Orville: raises 2200 to 4400
FunkiMunki: raises 8600 to 13000
Mr Orville: raises 19796 to 32796 and is all-in
FunkiMunki: calls 14367 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7s 8d Qd] [6d]
sacker is connected
*** RIVER *** [7s 8d Qd 6d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mr Orville: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
FunkiMunki: shows [7d 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Mr Orville collected 57854 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57854 | Rake 0
Board [7s 8d Qd 6d 3s]
Seat 1: BrynKenney (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mr Orville (small blind) showed [Qs Qh] and won (57854) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: Stanj98 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: FeiteFrank folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: AABenjaminAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: FunkiMunki showed [7d 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 8: partyfish1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lyerly_ folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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He tarped u goot

[ImsaKidd]

I'll give $2 for a good boomswitch. You have to prove that you are lucky though.

Im (hopefully) on the end of an 8k downswing and im tired of blah blah chow meowing.

[Ih82fold]

I didnt get $1 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Elkman23]

[mgobluefb]

[Big Syke]

Robusto, here i come.

[Mantis Ant]

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maybe you should stop betting like a little woman. give him a reason to think he can blow you off of your hand (LIKE BETTING 20% OF THE POT FOR INSTANCE) and he's going to do it. bet that [censored] like you got a pair and he's gone. its your own fault

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lol why would I want him to go away? So I don't get owned the 4% of the time his card comes?

This is all Slider's fault, obviously.