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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:46 PM
Snipe Snipe is offline
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Yeah, love the G37, but living in SF your car gets jacked up. People just don's seem to give a [censored] about other peoples [censored] in this vegan ass, self righteous, pseudo homeless hippy city. Wow, maybe I should give more thought to moving to LA.

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Do you really think that LA is any different....other than the fact that instead of hippies we have stuck up snobbish yuppies.

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LA is better simply due to the increased parking. Here, people just mash your [censored] trying to parallel park on a hill or parking at 90 deg. and letting their door fly open and bash yours.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:48 PM
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Yeah, I guess. She def isn't dumb, but she might be naive enough to believe I'll pull my second mattress out and let her sleep on that. Probably not, but maybe I still got a chance.

Optimal situation would be maintaining GF while still doing the other girl. Thus, telling the truth wouldn't really help...
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:49 PM
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There is no possible line here.
Unless gf is incredibly stupid, you're drawing dead.

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Best bet is to tell her you'll be sleeping on the floor and giving her your bed. With the average girl you should have about 20% belief equity.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:51 PM
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Your play: try not to be a douche to your girlfriend.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:59 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Your play: try not to be a douche to your girlfriend.

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That might be hard at this point. Sounds like you should just break up with your GF. If she is dumb enough to believe that a hot chick can stay at your place for a week without anything happening, then you shouldn't have any trouble getting back with her at some future point.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:00 PM
kolotoure kolotoure is offline
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Yeah, I guess. She def isn't dumb, but she might be naive enough to believe I'll pull my second mattress out and let her sleep on that. Probably not, but maybe I still got a chance.

Optimal situation would be maintaining GF while still doing the other girl. Thus, telling the truth wouldn't really help...

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You sound a total ass, either break up with your gf or don't sleep with this other girl
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:04 PM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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You sound a total ass, either break up with your gf or don't sleep with this other girl

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QFT. I imagine you thought you'd come off as a total playa when I reality you come across as a huge dick.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:04 PM
Randiek Randiek is offline
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Gf is actually hotter than the other chick, quite silly. I also only know my gf for a month or so, and the other chick much longer (which isn't too hard, obv). I guess I'll just evaluate when time comes, maybe I will just like my gf too much at the point the other chick comes by again and I will actually not sleep in the same bed. Or we will but I won't allow anything. I'll see.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:05 PM
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Kolo,
Who's the lucky guy?
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:06 PM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Kolo,
Who's the lucky guy?

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He has said before he has a thing for older men. Just saying.
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