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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:08 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Too slow old man [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 09-17-2007, 04:10 PM
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no worries, just keep a trimmer next to the bed with your condoms and you're all set.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:14 PM
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Goofy,

Girls are also impressed by environmentally friendly vehicles, which are in your price range. But I am biased here since I'm a tree hugger.

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Might as well go and walk, that's even more friendly to the environment! Damn hippies!

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I'm all for not driving if you don't have to, but unfortunately that is basically impossible in 95% of the US.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:21 PM
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Brag:

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PANINI PRESS
Hawaiian Teriyaki Chicken with Grilled
Pineapple, Ham and Swiss Cheese
Served on a Baguette
$6.25

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Wednesday's lunch is going to be epic. That looks really tasty.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:25 PM
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Is it me or is it a beat that you are spending time looking up what your lunch is gonna be on Wednesday?

Variance; GF is ill. Suddenly going to her place doesn't sound as attractive as before.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:28 PM
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Is it me or is it a beat that you are spending time looking up what your lunch is gonna be on Wednesday?

Variance; GF is ill. Suddenly going to her place doesn't sound as attractive as before.

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tell her you need to go dry hump some other chick for a couple hours. whatever happened on that front anyway?
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:37 PM
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Is it me or is it a beat that you are spending time looking up what your lunch is gonna be on Wednesday?

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Dude, coming to work on Monday and looking up the cafe menu for the next 5 days is one of the most exciting parts of my week.

Maybe THAT is a beat, but the looking up part itself is not.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:37 PM
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Other girl was only in the country for less than a week. Couldn't combine her two majors with studying another semester in the Netherlands. Will be visiting for a week again in the beginning of November, staying at my place.

However, I have to tell my gf that she is gonna stay at my place for a week. I'm pretty sure my gf already knows that she won't be sleeping on the floor, and I've got a small one person bed. How the hell do I explain this. I need a line here. (sidenote; other girl came over later in the same week, on her last night in NL)
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:42 PM
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goofy,
my mouth watered a little when I read that, so yeah looks tasty.

randie,
your play is completely dependent upon your intentions.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:44 PM
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There is no possible line here.
Unless gf is incredibly stupid, you're drawing dead.
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