***Official April Nit Chat Thread*** - Page 143

1p0kerboy · #**1421** 04-24-2007, 01:36 PM

Sigh.

First hand back from my break. Set over set again.

Cry Me A River · #**1422** 04-24-2007, 02:05 PM

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I usually go for the sexy Ron Howard look.

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Opie, Richie or balding director guy?

Cry Me A River · #**1423** 04-24-2007, 02:09 PM

Strange hand. A little worried he was bird-dogging me, but I also didn't want to scare off A-rag.

Turns out a I really didn't have to worry about that...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 ($56.80)
MP2 ($51.10)
CO ($46.30)
Button ($72.80)
SB ($48.75)
Hero ($51.20)
UTG ($53.75)
UTG+1 ($53.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, 4 folds, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.5, UTG calls $3, Button folds.

Flop: ($7.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $6.5, UTG calls $6.50.

Turn: ($20.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $10, UTG calls $10.

River: ($40.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $20, UTG calls $20.

Final Pot: $80.75

Results in white below:
Hero has Jd Jc (full house, jacks full of aces).
UTG has Kc 9c (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $80.75.

1p0kerboy · #**1424** 04-24-2007, 02:13 PM

PokerStars is a [censored] joke. I mean, 6 weeks worth of this [censored] is [censored].

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($89.30)
BB ($64.35)
UTG ($98.40)
MP ($13.50)
CO ($47.35)
Button ($17.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BB raises to $14, Hero calls $9.

Turn: ($36) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $6, Hero raises to $19, BB raises to $46.35, Hero calls $27.35.

River: ($128.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $128.70

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jc Jd (full house, jacks full of kings).
BB has 8d Kc (full house, kings full of eights).
Outcome: BB wins $128.70.

1p0kerboy · #**1425** 04-24-2007, 02:18 PM

[censored] [censored].

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($99)
Hero ($60)
UTG ($30.30)
UTG+1 ($56)
MP1 ($102.10)
MP2 ($113.15)
MP3 ($66.55)
CO ($190.20)
Button ($171.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, MP2 calls $1, 4 folds, Hero raises to $7, UTG+1 calls $6, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($15.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10.

Turn: ($35.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $28, UTG+1 raises to $39, Hero calls $11.

River: ($113.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $113.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jd Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
UTG+1 has Ah Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $113.50.

1p0kerboy · #**1426** 04-24-2007, 02:20 PM

You gotta be [censored] kidding me.

[censored] you PokerStars.

[censored] [censored]. [censored] this stupid [censored] game. Gay [censored] retarded ass [censored].

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 ($24.65)
CO ($97.50)
Button ($97.35)
SB ($313.25)
Hero ($71.30)
UTG ($19.50)
UTG+1 ($97.40)
MP1 ($47.45)
MP2 ($169.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP3 calls $1, 1 fold, Button raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $15, MP3 folds, Button calls $11.

Flop: ($31.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $21, Button calls $21.

Turn: ($73.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $35.3 (All-In), Button calls $35.30.

River: ($144.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $144.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and twos).
Button has Ks Kc (full house, kings full of twos).
Outcome: Button wins $144.10.

1p0kerboy · #**1427** 04-24-2007, 02:23 PM

I am removing myself from all tables immediately and going for a walk.

It's not just a few bad beats. This has been going on every day for a month.

LifeTilt · #**1428** 04-24-2007, 02:24 PM

If it's already been posted, I apologize in advance. This thread is worth reading...I can't stop laughing.

bottomset stumbled upon it a couple days ago

http://www.twoplustwo.com/showflat.p...art=1&vc=1

thunderbolt · #**1429** 04-24-2007, 02:27 PM

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I am removing myself from all tables immediately and going for a walk.

It's not just a few bad beats. This has been going on every day for a month.

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Dam pokerboy1 thats sum [censored] beats. Happened to me not long ago as well. Keep your chin up. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

1p0kerboy · #**1430** 04-24-2007, 02:30 PM

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Dam pokerboy1 thats sum [censored] beats. Happened to me not long ago as well. Keep your chin up.

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Been tryin. This every day for six weeks now and I keep telling myself it has to end at some point but it never does.

I'm sooooo glad I quit buying in full.