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[DF_Newbie]

PokerStars Game #8115843000: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/01/25 - 14:37:18 (ET)
Table 'Hodios V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: DF_Newb ($5000 in chips)
Seat 5: Dariominieri ($5000 in chips)
DF_Newb: posts small blind $25
Dariominieri: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DF_Newb [2d 6d]
DF_Newb: raises $4950 to $5000 and is all-in
Dariominieri: calls $4950 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s 2c Kh]
*** TURN *** [4s 2c Kh] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [4s 2c Kh 2h] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dariominieri: shows [4d 9c] (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
DF_Newb: shows [2d 6d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
DF_Newb collected $9999 from pot
DF_Newb is sitting out
Dariominieri said, "another?"

[cakewalk]

more entertainment please. i dont have tv or xbox

[JuntMonkey]

I have absolutely no desire to play poker.

[cakewalk]

is redbull energy drink bad for your brain ?

[wiggs73]

hope not, i'm actually drinking one right now

[cakewalk]

me too

it doesnt make you not lose buyins tho

[Misfire]

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updated FAQ?

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url...0%23Post2821605

(check out some of the forum names on the left bar)

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I move we officially rename OOT "Baller Crazy Ass Nigga Topics"

[Hustlenuss]

close to crying. hating poker. ill during week off. hatred.

[cakewalk]

i need something to do that's not poker. what's a video game thats fun and downloadable

[0evg0]

HELLO WELCOME TO POKERSTARS ENJOY YOUR STAY!

Dealt to 0evg0 [As Ad]
bball904: folds
sharc13: calls 20
majapuppi: calls 20
0evg0: raises 100 to 120
VISTORIO: folds
Spazzels: folds
xFalkox: raises 100 to 220
kolisz66: calls 210
Barbosss: folds
sharc13: calls 200
majapuppi: folds
0evg0: raises 340 to 560
xFalkox: calls 340
kolisz66: raises 800 to 1360 and is all-in
sharc13: raises 100 to 1460 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 900
xFalkox: calls 900
*** FLOP *** [8c Jh 4c]
0evg0: bets 40 and is all-in
xFalkox: calls 40
*** TURN *** [8c Jh 4c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [8c Jh 4c 7c] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
0evg0: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
xFalkox: shows [Qc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
xFalkox collected 80 from side pot-2
sharc13: shows [Jd Ts] (a pair of Jacks)
xFalkox collected 300 from side pot-1
kolisz66: shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
xFalkox collected 5480 from main pot

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2337270
pokenum -h as ad - qc ac - jd ts - jc js
Holdem Hi: 1086008 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As Ad 762515 70.21 311140 28.65 12353 1.14 0.707
Ac Qc 102548 9.44 971107 89.42 12353 1.14 0.099
Ts Jd 97858 9.01 969323 89.26 18827 1.73 0.098
Js Jc 96283 8.87 970898 89.40 18827 1.73 0.096