SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc) - Page 141

Jay Riall · #**1401** 10-09-2007, 11:54 AM

Well played Orange.

futuredoc85 · #**1402** 10-09-2007, 12:00 PM

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Well played Orange.

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dirtylobster · #**1403** 10-09-2007, 12:01 PM

I must have missed it, which donkament did orange win?

rapidacid · #**1404** 10-09-2007, 12:16 PM

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I must have missed it, which donkament did orange win?

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The Monday Million

RunyonAve · #**1405** 10-09-2007, 12:34 PM

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I must have missed it, which donkament did orange win?

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The Monday Million

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aka the 3$ rebuy

shandyboy · #**1406** 10-09-2007, 12:36 PM

For a $57 score?
No srsly, what does that pay out?

GG sir

Lordy · #**1407** 10-09-2007, 12:54 PM

God I [censored] want to kill myself right now :

(-400 at NL200, rest is NL100)

What's tilting me is not even the money, it's just that it keeps going down and down over a ridiculously long stretch...

tilt sample :

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $98.50
UTG+1: $176.49
CO: $99.30
Button: $73
Hero: $189.50
BB: $211.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $3, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, Hero calls, BB folds.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($10, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10, 3 players)
Hero bets $9, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
Hero bets $21, UTG+1 raises to $68, Hero raises all-in $177.5, UTG+1 calls all-in $96.49.
Uncalled bets: $13.01 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $356.98
Hero shows Jc Tc
UTG+1 shows 4h 4c

RunyonAve · #**1408** 10-09-2007, 01:11 PM

No offense, but 8k hands is no where near a "ridiculously long stretch"

Jay Riall · #**1409** 10-09-2007, 01:15 PM

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No offense, but 8k hands is no where near a "ridiculously long stretch"

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It is for a winning player when your line just goes steadily down over that stretch.

terp · #**1410** 10-09-2007, 01:27 PM

please kill me. approx three hours of hell:

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($155.40)
Button ($187.50)
Hero ($139.70)
BB ($100)
UTG ($100)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8.5, 1 fold, MP calls $6.50.

Flop: ($18) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $17, MP raises to $34, Hero calls $17.

Turn: ($86) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $86, Hero LOLshoves, MP calls.

River: ($258) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $258

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad As (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has 4d Kd (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: MP wins $258. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($64.10)
Hero ($209.45)
Button ($133.90)
SB ($92)
BB ($164.10)
UTG ($20.90)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.5, Button raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero calls $8.50.

Flop: ($25.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $22, Button raises all in, Hero calls.

Turn: ($265.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)

River: ($265.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

Final Pot: $265.80

Results in white below: 
Button has Kc 8d (flush, king high).
Hero has Tc Qc (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins $265.80. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($187)
Hero ($96.50)
Button ($101.25)
SB ($165.50)
BB ($120.90)
UTG ($145.30)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 1 fold, SB calls $3, 1 fold.

Flop: ($8) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $3.25, Hero raises to $13, SB calls $9.75.

Turn: ($34) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $21, SB calls $21.

River: ($76) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $6.5, Hero calls $6.50.

Final Pot: $89

Results in white below: 
SB has Jd 6d (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has Jh Ah (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins $89. 

this one wouldn't convert at all:

i raise 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] utg, mule in BB calls.

K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
retard c/c $5.50 with bottom set because he's SO TRICKY.

turn 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
retard c/shove and i call

river
NOT A SEVEN OR EIGHT.

RESULT: RETARD WINS $169.90 AND LEAVES THE TABLES BEFORE THE NEXT HAND IS DEALT.

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($122.85)
Hero ($194.85)
Button ($18.30)
SB ($84.15)
BB ($9.10)
UTG ($98.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, Button calls $3.50, SB calls $3, BB calls $2.50.

Flop: ($14) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $11, Button folds, SB raises all in, BB folds, Hero calls.

TURN: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

RIVER: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Final Pot: $171.80

Results in white below: 
SB wins $171.80 with pockets 6s. 

one billion overpair/top pair v flush draw, lose 100%:

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($48.85)
Hero ($105.25)
Button ($309.60)
SB ($28)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, BB calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $7.5, Hero raises to $19, BB raises all in, Hero calls.

Turn: ($96.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($96.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $96.20

Results in white below: 
BB has Jc 8c (flush, jack high).
Hero has Qh Qs (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: BB wins $96.20. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($37)
Button ($25)
SB ($54.95)
Hero ($214.40)
UTG ($102.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, Button calls $1, SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, UTG folds, MP folds, Button folds, SB raises all in, Hero calls.

(board: As Ks 7s 2h 8h)

Final Pot: $110.90

Results in white below: 
SB wins $110.90 with AK SOOTED. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($61.70)
Hero ($118.05)
SB ($78.85)
BB ($100.90)
UTG ($159.35)
MP ($27.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $5.5, SB calls $5, 1 fold, UTG folds, CO calls $4.50.

Flop: ($18.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $13, SB raises all in with drool coming off his face, CO folds, Hero snapcalls and prays.

Turn: ($161.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($161.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $161.70

Results in white below: 
Hero has Js Kc (one pair, kings).
SB has 2s 3s (flush, king high).
Outcome: SB wins $161.70. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($158.55)
BB ($19)
UTG ($50)
MP ($97.85)
CO ($48.85)
Hero ($114.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1.
UTG (poster) checks, 1 fold, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $5.5, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.50, CO calls $4.50.

Flop: ($18) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $14, UTG folds, CO raises all in, Hero calls.

(board: 9h 7s 6s 8h As)

Final Pot: $101.20

Results in white below: 
CO wins $101.20 with a [censored] flush draw [censored] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($13.40)
Button ($37.85)
SB ($69.20)
Hero ($128.95)
UTG ($49)
MP ($56.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($4) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $7, MP calls $7, CO folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($19) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $16, MP calls $16.

River: ($51) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $34, MP calls $32.85 (All-In).

Final Pot: $116.70

Results in white below: 
Hero has 4h 7d (straight, eight high).
MP has 5c Ac (flush, ace high).
Outcome: MP wins $116.70. Hero wins $1.15. 

couldn't possibly be complete without set < set against a retard:

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($99.25)
MP ($87.40)
CO ($119.20)
Hero ($166.40)
SB ($50.55)
BB ($64.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, SB calls $3, 1 fold.

Flop: ($8) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB raises to $12, Hero calls $6.

Turn: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16, SB raises all in, Hero calls.

River: ($99.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $99.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has 2d 2h (three of a kind, twos).
SB has 9h 9c (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: SB wins $99.10. 

more dumb coolers against shorttards:

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($55.95)
Hero ($151.15)
Button ($23.15)
SB ($170.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
BB calls $1, Hero raises to $4, Button calls $4, 1 fold, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($13) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, Button bets $10, BB folds, Hero calls $0.

Turn: ($48.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($48.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $48.80

Results in white below: 
Button has Kh As (full house, kings full of aces).
Hero has Kc Jd (full house, kings full of jacks).
Outcome: Button wins $48.80. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($96.90)
BB ($85.55)
UTG ($55.60)
Hero ($123.25)
CO ($248.95)
Button ($34.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.5, 1 fold, Button calls $3.50, 2 folds.

Flop: ($8.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $6, Button calls $6.

Turn: ($20.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($20.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $16, Button bets $16, Hero calls $0.

Final Pot: $67.80

Results in white below: 
Button has Qc Ad (straight, ace high).
Hero has Jd Ks (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: Button wins $67.80. 

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($191)
Hero ($105.45)
MP ($100.65)
CO ($170)
Button ($119.40)
SB ($69.15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $3.5, MP calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50, 1 fold, SB calls $3, BB calls $2.50.

Flop: ($17.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $13, MP folds, CO folds, SB raises to $26, BB folds, Hero shoves because goddamn it hyachachacha, SB calls.

board: Jd 4d 9s 2s 9d

Final Pot: $145.30

Results in white below: 
SB wins with pocket 4s obviously

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($160.95)
MP ($138.80)
CO ($136.80)
Hero ($107.70)
SB ($32.10)
BB ($25.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.5, 1 fold, BB tries not to choke on his saliva while clicking all in, MP folds, Hero calls.

(board: 4h Tc 4c As 7h)

Final Pot: $49.50

Results in white below: 
BB wins $49.50 with ace [censored] four.

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