tuq something clever and Me race for the gold! - Page 141

Georgia Avenue · #**1401** 08-16-2007, 08:55 PM

in the corner

benza13 · #**1402** 08-16-2007, 08:55 PM

I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."

benza13 · #**1403** 08-16-2007, 08:55 PM

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THATS IT I QUIT.

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Quitters never win

Georgia Avenue · #**1404** 08-16-2007, 08:56 PM

and when the fat pimply ladies behind the counter looked away

benza13 · #**1405** 08-16-2007, 08:56 PM

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

benza13 · #**1406** 08-16-2007, 08:56 PM

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Georgia Avenue · #**1407** 08-16-2007, 08:56 PM

she lifted up my sweatpants and H

Georgia Avenue · #**1408** 08-16-2007, 08:57 PM

pulled out my d and gave me a wicked hj under my starter jacket

benza13 · #**1409** 08-16-2007, 08:57 PM

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

DopamineRelease · #**1410** 08-16-2007, 08:57 PM

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Going for 1k post day yo

wonder what i started at

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Think it was around 3850 to 3900

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Holy [censored]. By who?