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lol ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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oh wait!
after she pummels me i'll tell her im going to go get her money, and that i have a surprise for her too then i do the ol' dick-in-a-box present trick, except with the briefcase. there's no way this fails |
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ugh.
in other news, our FFootball team got stomped. which really pisses me off. our OL play was terrible and we had 0 protection. our recievers ran horrible deep routes and got picked every time. christ in heaven i havent been this frustrated in a while. fatass qb flushed out and actually ran which disgusts me. fiojgr;ijag;ija;iarkgar |
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how about this for being pissed off
$250 fantasy football league; draft rudi johnson, marc bulger, ahman green, hines ward, and todd heap all in the opening 8 or so rounds |
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[ QUOTE ] Meh, your old so I assume keeping it up is a big enough challenge in itself. [/ QUOTE ] The biggest challenge I have is finishing within 30-45 minutes when we are 'in a hurry.' The older you get the more control you have, so to speak. I can understand what Sting is talking about when he talks about lasting for hours. It is something that can be learned and controlled. While hours seems to be a bit far-fetched, I can see 45-60 minutes being easily doable if you have a hot girl. [/ QUOTE ] I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds! |
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I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds! [/ QUOTE ] I had the opportunity recently, but I really can't be bothered with the hassle tbh. |
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[ QUOTE ] I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds! [/ QUOTE ] I had the opportunity recently, but I really can't be bothered with the hassle tbh. [/ QUOTE ] HAHA, mk. then I guess I can settle for the title of 2+2 sex legend :-D |
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what does mk mean?
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Meh, your old so I assume keeping it up is a big enough challenge in itself. [/ QUOTE ] The biggest challenge I have is finishing within 30-45 minutes when we are 'in a hurry.' The older you get the more control you have, so to speak. I can understand what Sting is talking about when he talks about lasting for hours. It is something that can be learned and controlled. While hours seems to be a bit far-fetched, I can see 45-60 minutes being easily doable if you have a hot girl. [/ QUOTE ] The amount of time it takes is inversely proportional to the hawtness of the girl. at least for me anyways ![]() |
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mk/ok same thing. my graph would be something like a dyno from a high powered car. look at the torque line. that with an ish on it. then take the top end and flatten it out as you reach hawtness. and I hope, for your sake, that you can change your line on this graph. my gosh. I also hope that next to time is at least 30 minutes.
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