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Old 10-01-2007, 08:04 PM
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lol ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:06 PM
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oh wait!
after she pummels me i'll tell her im going to go get her money, and that i have a surprise for her too
then i do the ol' dick-in-a-box present trick, except with the briefcase.

there's no way this fails
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:07 PM
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ugh.

in other news, our FFootball team got stomped. which really pisses me off. our OL play was terrible and we had 0 protection. our recievers ran horrible deep routes and got picked every time. christ in heaven i havent been this frustrated in a while. fatass qb flushed out and actually ran which disgusts me.

fiojgr;ijag;ija;iarkgar
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:09 PM
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how about this for being pissed off
$250 fantasy football league; draft rudi johnson, marc bulger, ahman green, hines ward, and todd heap all in the opening 8 or so rounds
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:12 PM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

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Meh, your old so I assume keeping it up is a big enough challenge in itself.

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The biggest challenge I have is finishing within 30-45 minutes when we are 'in a hurry.' The older you get the more control you have, so to speak. I can understand what Sting is talking about when he talks about lasting for hours. It is something that can be learned and controlled. While hours seems to be a bit far-fetched, I can see 45-60 minutes being easily doable if you have a hot girl.


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I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds!
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:15 PM
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I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds!

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I had the opportunity recently, but I really can't be bothered with the hassle tbh.
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:21 PM
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I'd like to enunciate EASILY. Regular sex makes this much easier too. go get a girlfriend you nerds!

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I had the opportunity recently, but I really can't be bothered with the hassle tbh.

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HAHA, mk. then I guess I can settle for the title of 2+2 sex legend :-D
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:24 PM
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what does mk mean?
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

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Meh, your old so I assume keeping it up is a big enough challenge in itself.

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The biggest challenge I have is finishing within 30-45 minutes when we are 'in a hurry.' The older you get the more control you have, so to speak. I can understand what Sting is talking about when he talks about lasting for hours. It is something that can be learned and controlled. While hours seems to be a bit far-fetched, I can see 45-60 minutes being easily doable if you have a hot girl.


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The amount of time it takes is inversely proportional to the hawtness of the girl. at least for me anyways


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Old 10-01-2007, 08:38 PM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

mk/ok same thing. my graph would be something like a dyno from a high powered car. look at the torque line. that with an ish on it. then take the top end and flatten it out as you reach hawtness. and I hope, for your sake, that you can change your line on this graph. my gosh. I also hope that next to time is at least 30 minutes.
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