Official September [censor'd] thread.

[mlagoo]

with 17 left in the 30r, for 2nd in chips

Full Tilt Poker Game #3516476444: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (26316914), Table 6 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:41:18 ET - 2007/09/10
Seat 1: ErikTheKing7 (48,655)
Seat 2: mlagoo (83,488)
Seat 4: kor44 (50,690)
Seat 5: TheKark (61,358)
Seat 6: DruDiggler (22,142)
Seat 7: booosh7 (90,563)
Seat 8: blur5f6 (162,767)
Seat 9: mrcapadude (43,990)
ErikTheKing7 antes 300
mlagoo antes 300
kor44 antes 300
TheKark antes 300
DruDiggler antes 300
booosh7 antes 300
blur5f6 antes 300
mrcapadude antes 300
blur5f6 posts the small blind of 1,200
mrcapadude posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [Ac Kh]
ErikTheKing7 folds
mlagoo raises to 6,400
kor44 folds
TheKark has 15 seconds left to act
TheKark raises to 19,200
DruDiggler folds
booosh7 folds
blur5f6 folds
mrcapadude folds
mlagoo raises to 83,188, and is all in
TheKark calls 41,858, and is all in
mlagoo shows [Ac Kh]
TheKark shows [Qs As]
Uncalled bet of 22,130 returned to mlagoo
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3c 9c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 3c 9c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3c 9c 2d] [8c]
mlagoo shows Ace King high
TheKark shows a pair of Queens
TheKark wins the pot (128,116) with a pair of Queens

[mlagoo]

Ugrwerkl;ajgdlasre;kgbadsgh

Made FT of the Mulligan. Before anyone questions this play, the guy had been opening an absolute ton of pots. His range here was huge. He just had me beat.

Just sucks, first major FT I make in a long time and I bust out in like 5 minutes. Didn't even get a chance to make a sweat thread [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3516666641: The Sunday Mulligan (25917760), Table 66 - 6000/12000 Ante 1500 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:03:11 ET - 2007/09/10
Seat 1: pga_hopeful (358,273)
Seat 3: Tecniq (326,424)
Seat 4: mlagoo (276,671)
Seat 5: HeyImDro (546,181)
Seat 6: Gator93 (186,456)
Seat 7: Aeron73 (115,930)
Seat 8: the green ninja (383,216)
Seat 9: Sabuki (185,849)
pga_hopeful antes 1,500
Tecniq antes 1,500
mlagoo antes 1,500
HeyImDro antes 1,500
Gator93 antes 1,500
Aeron73 antes 1,500
the green ninja antes 1,500
Sabuki antes 1,500
Tecniq posts the small blind of 6,000
mlagoo posts the big blind of 12,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [Jh Kh]
HeyImDro folds
Gator93 folds
Aeron73 folds
the green ninja raises to 36,000
Sabuki folds
pga_hopeful folds
Tecniq folds
mlagoo raises to 275,171, and is all in
the green ninja calls 239,171
mlagoo shows [Jh Kh]
the green ninja shows [Ad Jc]
*** FLOP *** [Kd 6s Qd]
*** TURN *** [Kd 6s Qd] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 6s Qd As] [4h]

whyd they give me the king =(

[mlagoo]

what a ridiculously disappointing night


made it deep in ftp 50/50, busted 90 something
made it deep in 20r on stars, busted 13th
made it deep in 30r on ftp, busted 5th
made it deep in mulligan, busted 8th


so close to a huge night [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[nutshot2]

PokerStars Game #11974179255: Tournament #59838350, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2000/4000) - 2007/09/10 - 03:15:12 (ET)
Table '59838350 11' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 4: the wa®den (201279 in chips)
Seat 5: turnkey1 (58656 in chips)
Seat 6: fivefifty (54324 in chips)
Seat 9: nutshot2 (308241 in chips)
the wa®den: posts the ante 400
turnkey1: posts the ante 400
fivefifty: posts the ante 400
nutshot2 : posts the ante 400
the wa®den: posts small blind 2000
turnkey1: posts big blind 4000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to nutshot2 TsTh
fivefifty: folds
nutshot2 : raises 8000 to 12000
the wa®den: raises 24000 to 36000
turnkey1: folds
nutshot2 : raises 271841 to 307841 and is all-in
the wa®den: calls 164879 and is all-in

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $407,358.00)

6c3c8c

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $407,358.00)

6c3c8c5d

River (Pot : $407,358.00)

6c3c8c5d6s

Showdown
the wa®den: shows 3h3d (a full house, Threes full of Sixes)
nutshot2 : shows TsTh (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
the wa®den collected 407358 from pot

Summary
Total pot 407358 | Rake 0
Board 6c3c8c5d6s
Seat 4: the wa®den (small blind) showed 3h3d and won (407358) with a full house, Threes full of Sixes
Seat 5: turnkey1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: fivefifty folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: nutshot2 (button) showed TsTh and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes

[Butcho22]

Ok, going to break my own rule cuz i'm running like [censored] and i don't give a [censored] if it's early.

I tried berating him in chat afterwards but he doesn't speak english=(

PokerStars Game #11974964227: Tournament #60482876, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/10 - 05:32:25 (ET)
Table '60482876 5' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: AndUran (3840 in chips)
Seat 2: damos777 (2905 in chips)
Seat 3: axle56 (2025 in chips)
Seat 4: RaBBiiTGiiRL (2850 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: max_top_dog (3260 in chips)
Seat 6: BetBerta (4470 in chips)
Seat 7: Butcho22 (3275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gabegnagare (2345 in chips)
Seat 9: oneshop (2030 in chips)
Butcho22: posts small blind 25
Gabegnagare: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [Kd Kc]
oneshop: calls 50
AndUran: calls 50
damos777: folds
axle56: calls 50
RaBBiiTGiiRL: folds
max_top_dog: calls 50
BetBerta: calls 50
Butcho22: raises 400 to 450
Gabegnagare: raises 1895 to 2345 and is all-in
oneshop: folds
AndUran: folds
axle56: folds
max_top_dog: folds
BetBerta: folds
Butcho22: calls 1895
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8h 2h]
*** TURN *** [Jd 8h 2h] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8h 2h 7d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Butcho22: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Gabegnagare: shows [7s 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Gabegnagare collected 4940 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4940 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 8h 2h 7d 5d]
Seat 1: AndUran folded before Flop
Seat 2: damos777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: axle56 folded before Flop
Seat 4: RaBBiiTGiiRL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: max_top_dog folded before Flop
Seat 6: BetBerta (button) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Butcho22 (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: Gabegnagare (big blind) showed [7s 7h] and won (4940) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 9: oneshop folded before Flop

Why the hell not? Gawd these guys are so [censored] bad. I mean look at his [censored] flop bet, you kidding me?

PokerStars Game #11975024305: Tournament #60482876, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/10 - 05:42:48 (ET)
Table '60482876 5' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: AndUran (2140 in chips)
Seat 2: damos777 (3655 in chips)
Seat 3: axle56 (3600 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: RaBBiiTGiiRL (1975 in chips)
Seat 5: max_top_dog (4510 in chips)
Seat 6: BetBerta (6350 in chips)
Seat 7: Butcho22 (1030 in chips)
Seat 8: Gabegnagare (3740 in chips)
Seat 9: Murrphdirt86 (2775 in chips)
Butcho22: posts small blind 25
Gabegnagare: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [Td 7s]
Murrphdirt86: folds
AndUran: folds
damos777: folds
axle56: folds
RaBBiiTGiiRL: calls 50
max_top_dog: calls 50
BetBerta: calls 50
Butcho22: calls 25
Gabegnagare: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 6c Th]
Butcho22: checks
Gabegnagare: checks
RaBBiiTGiiRL: bets 550
max_top_dog: folds
BetBerta: folds
Butcho22: raises 430 to 980 and is all-in
Gabegnagare: folds
RaBBiiTGiiRL: calls 430
*** TURN *** [9h 6c Th] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [9h 6c Th 9s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Butcho22: shows [Td 7s] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
RaBBiiTGiiRL: shows [9c 8c] (three of a kind, Nines)
Butcho22 said, "why not"
RaBBiiTGiiRL collected 2210 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2210 | Rake 0
Board [9h 6c Th 9s Js]
Seat 1: AndUran folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: damos777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: axle56 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RaBBiiTGiiRL showed [9c 8c] and won (2210) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: max_top_dog folded on the Flop
Seat 6: BetBerta (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Butcho22 (small blind) showed [Td 7s] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 8: Gabegnagare (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Murrphdirt86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mlagoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_SCrHe5t6w&NR=1

[nutshot2]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_SCrHe5t6w&NR=1

[/ QUOTE ]

hhahahahahahaha

[gettym]

I play this stupid 15k guar 10 min levels every day and don't think I've ever cashed...


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutzho [Jc Js]
donkeyboy84: folds
Duchow66: folds
bubes: folds
AJEI: folds
SuperZand: folds
DPepe21: folds
nutzho: raises 400 to 600
JamesH28: folds
mackeman2: raises 1000 to 1600
nutzho: raises 3205 to 4805 and is all-in
mackeman2: calls 3205
*** FLOP *** [6h 9d As]
*** TURN *** [6h 9d As] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [6h 9d As 2d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mackeman2: shows [5d Kd] (a flush, King high)
nutzho: shows [Jc Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
AJEI said, "ouch"
mackeman2 collected 9935 from pot


wtf

[MAF]

@@$%%^& Runner-runner:

FullTiltPoker Game #3520844248: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (26891605), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:20:20 ET - 2007/09/10
Seat 1: avi12 (2,740)
Seat 4: TheNuts0704 (975)
Seat 5: nocky (2,000)
Seat 6: hckytwn19 (3,515)
Seat 8: MAF (1,590)
Seat 9: mr hobbes (2,680)
MAF posts the small blind of 50
mr hobbes posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MAF [Jh Qc]
avi12 folds
nocky: nh
TheNuts0704 has 15 seconds left to act
hckytwn19: ty
TheNuts0704 calls 100
nocky folds
hckytwn19: had to bet it
hckytwn19 has 15 seconds left to act
hckytwn19 calls 100
MAF calls 50
nocky: i hear ya
mr hobbes checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 9h Tc]
MAF: no prob with that
MAF checks
mr hobbes bets 100
TheNuts0704 has 15 seconds left to act
TheNuts0704 raises to 875, and is all in
hckytwn19 folds
MAF raises to 1,490, and is all in
mr hobbes has 15 seconds left to act
mr hobbes calls 1,390
MAF shows [Jh Qc]
mr hobbes shows [Jc 6c]
TheNuts0704 shows [Ts Ad]
*** TURN *** [8c 9h Tc] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [8c 9h Tc Th] [8h]
MAF shows a straight, Queen high
mr hobbes shows two pair, Tens and Eights
MAF wins the side pot (1,230) with a straight, Queen high
TheNuts0704 shows a full house, Tens full of Eights
TheNuts0704 wins the main pot (3,025) with a full house, Tens full of Eights
The blinds are now 60/120
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,255 Main pot 3,025. Side pot 1,230. | Rake 0
Board: [8c 9h Tc Th 8h]
Seat 1: avi12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: TheNuts0704 showed [Ts Ad] and won (3,025) with a full house, Tens full of Eights
Seat 5: nocky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: hckytwn19 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: MAF (small blind) showed [Jh Qc] and won (1,230) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 9: mr hobbes (big blind) showed [Jc 6c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights

Then this teaser to end it:

FullTiltPoker Game #3520895548: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (26891605), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:26:30 ET - 2007/09/10
Seat 1: avi12 (3,080)
Seat 4: TheNuts0704 (2,745), is sitting out
Seat 5: nocky (2,180)
Seat 6: hckytwn19 (3,415)
Seat 8: MAF (1,230)
Seat 9: mr hobbes (850)
TheNuts0704 posts the small blind of 80
nocky posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MAF [2d 2c]
hckytwn19 folds
MAF raises to 1,230, and is all in
mr hobbes folds
avi12 folds
TheNuts0704 folds
nocky calls 1,070
MAF shows [2d 2c]
nocky shows [Kd Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Ah Tc 2h]
*** TURN *** [Ah Tc 2h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Tc 2h Qh] [Jh]
MAF shows three of a kind, Twos
nocky shows a straight, Ace high
nocky wins the pot (2,540) with a straight, Ace high
MAF stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,540 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah Tc 2h Qh Jh]
Seat 1: avi12 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: TheNuts0704 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: nocky (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won (2,540) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: hckytwn19 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MAF showed [2d 2c] and lost with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 9: mr hobbes didn't bet (folded)

[gettym]

lol 2 hrs into the $3R ....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutzho [As Ac]
relentless23: calls 200
Mattyboy7774: folds
sisyfostompa: calls 200
Bob2157: calls 200
aloevera: folds
Agastar: folds
KolognePoker: raises 400 to 600
nutzho: raises 1600 to 2200
bmoney012: folds
relentless23: folds
sisyfostompa: raises 7170 to 9370 and is all-in
Bob2157: folds
KolognePoker: calls 6735 and is all-in
nutzho: calls 7170
*** FLOP *** [8d 6s Ts]
*** TURN *** [8d 6s Ts] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8d 6s Ts Td] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutzho: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
sisyfostompa: shows [Ks Ad] (a pair of Tens)
nutzho collected 4070 from side pot
KolognePoker: shows [Qc Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
KolognePoker collected 22605 from main pot