My home casino

[Iamafish]

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I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.

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...very nice, I saw this months ago when it first started, lol.

[cardsharkk04]

you would make more money with a whorehouse in your basement

[RydenStoompala]

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my moms cool with it.

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I know some weedhead Gameboy addict is going for the reply record on this, but I just have to be part of the "fun."

You shouldn't just say stuff like "my mom's cool with it" because it ruins any chance of the fantasy being maintained. There is an outside chance this is true, but that would involve your mom spawning with alien lifeforms to create you and your siblings, then eating the others and feeling badly for you.

If you really want to have "fun," do not stop with free drinks and pizza. Get the guys who come over for their "cut" to offer stolen cars in a nighty bad beat jackpot. Have the cops who come over loan out their sidearms for a little basement target practice at $5 a bullet. Get a couple of girls from your high school to come over, get naked and put on a lesbo show next to the high stakes table. Once a week, spice it up by adding a donkey.

You are on the right track. Don't let anyone talk you out of it. If the cash runs dry, pimp your mom.

[Huggie]

Wow, this thread is awesome...and inspiring [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Pocket77s]

This post is still active???? Hey tworooks, it's been about 8 months since you started this, any progress? Are you open?

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Grounded.

[Snarf]

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Grounded.

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He tried and failed? or what?

I mean really - as long as this thing is opened again - I want some closure damnit!

[Equitech]

I can attest. I am one of the mexican drug dealers and happen to also be a gang member who robs banks. Timmer has a large sum of my unethically gained greenbacks, mostly from my drug dealings, but a little from some of my numerous bank heists. This doesn't bother me so much as how Timmer got the money from me by tricking my half-blind and bald sister into giving him one of the white canvas bags, with a big $ sign on the front, to him while pretending to be a jahova witness. But that is neither here, nor there... I still have a couple extra bags of this money and would greatly enjoy joining your game to blow off some of this easily earned cash.

P.s. I am a terrible gambler, but love losing my money. You know what they say, easy come easy go....

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Grounded.

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He tried and failed? or what?

I mean really - as long as this thing is opened again - I want some closure damnit!

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Just a wild guess. I think mommy took away the computer.

[Khabbi]

[quoteJust a wild guess. I think mommy took away the computer.

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... or it got impounded in the raid.