Official July [censored] Thread

[ballin4life]

If anyone wants to give me $11 on stars for $11 on FTP so I can play the 100,000 guarantee PM me.

[THEOSU]

bitchcakes:

twice in the last 2 days i've gotten it all in preflop with kk vs kq. i'm 0/2! ship!

[bismillahno]

This isn't the worst beat I've taken today, but [censored] me did it put me over the edge.

PokerStars Game #10948478343: Tournament #54723015, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/07/15 - 07:30:45 (ET)
Table '54723015 25' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: tadkisson (24525 in chips)
Seat 2: mgzr14 (15400 in chips)
Seat 3: harmvb (17732 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: bismillahno (16710 in chips)
Seat 5: AlFishCreek (4949 in chips)
Seat 6: Kevin Who (29001 in chips)
Seat 8: Neva X Me (9840 in chips)
Seat 9: Real Barge (17184 in chips)
tadkisson: posts the ante 50
mgzr14: posts the ante 50
harmvb: posts the ante 50
bismillahno: posts the ante 50
AlFishCreek: posts the ante 50
Kevin Who: posts the ante 50
Neva X Me: posts the ante 50
Real Barge: posts the ante 50
tadkisson: posts small blind 300
mgzr14: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bismillahno [Ks Kh]
harmvb: folds
bismillahno: raises 1200 to 1800
AlFishCreek: calls 1800
Kevin Who: folds
Neva X Me: folds
Real Barge: folds
tadkisson: folds
mgzr14: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [3s 8d Qh]
mgzr14: bets 1800
bismillahno: raises 13060 to 14860 and is all-in
AlFishCreek: folds
mgzr14: calls 11750 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 8d Qh] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [3s 8d Qh 7h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mgzr14: shows [6h 8h] (a flush, Queen high)
bismillahno: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
mgzr14 collected 33200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33200 | Rake 0
Board [3s 8d Qh 7h 3h]
Seat 1: tadkisson (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mgzr14 (big blind) showed [6h 8h] and won (33200) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: harmvb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bismillahno showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 5: AlFishCreek folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Kevin Who folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Neva X Me folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Real Barge (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

You bunch of [censored] retarded [censored] heads, stop [censored] doing stupid [censored] [censored] and [censored] sucking out on me you [censored].

[8Adam8]

I has $295 on UB
I need $295 on Stars

Someone give me some [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ?

[Body Man D]

What happens if you win multiple sats on FTP. Do they have t$ like stars or do you only win another entry into the same tourney you are trying to sat into.?

I was thinking of entering a bunch of the Million sats but don't want to end up with t$ that's only good for $500 tournaments.

[A_Junglen]

I just [censored] up a tournament really badly. It wasn't a huge buy-in or anything, but I'm so pissed at myself for making a mistake. [censored]

[kleath]

Words of wisdom, never EVER prop bet with a fish

[NotSoFarOff]

- a total of 0 out of 15 (0%)
Pots won at showdown - 0 of 0 (0%)
Pots won without showdown - 0

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Dealer: kleath finished the tournament in 791st place

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ship $10 ty sir gg

[illini43]

WON MY FIRST MILLION SEAT IN A $3 TURBO REBUY CRAPSHOOT THAT I WAS ABLE TO LUCKBOX THROUGH AND GET A GREAT SEAT AT THE FINAL TABLE (CO 1ST HAND)!!!!

Now, to unregister and take t$!!!

[jgunnip]

[ QUOTE ]
WON MY FIRST MILLION SEAT IN A $3 TURBO REBUY CRAPSHOOT THAT I WAS ABLE TO LUCKBOX THROUGH AND GET A GREAT SEAT AT THE FINAL TABLE (CO 1ST HAND)!!!!

Now, to unregister and take t$!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

ship it. thought i recognized your name. shipped me a seat too thx to AA>Ax>Ax for 60k.