Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[Maple Leafs]

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I think it would be fun to always hold your cards in front of you like you're playing bridge.

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THAT happened to me once with someone playing next to me! and I could see their cards the whole hand! it was hilarious!

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Don't forget, after every street stare at the board intently, then re-arrange your two cards.

[chicken10der]

"I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE

I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP"

[BowToYourSensei]

"shuffle up and deal!"

"let us gogogogogo!"

[hra146]

"Do you guys think I have potential?"

[Hollywood78]

look around, confused, and say "how come im the only pro at this table?"

[Dastone]

"I'm just here for the free drinks."

[Buzz-cp]

point to each player around the table, and say "LAG, TAG, sLAG, donktastic, unknown, rock, LPP, uberLPP," lastly pointing to self, "hero, LDO"

[Quadstriker]

"So I was playing in this bar tournament over at Slackey's on wednesday..."

Dear god, no one gives a [censored] about your freeroll bar tournament.

[Maple Leafs]

For that special Vegas touch, don't actually muck your hand. Instead, slap the cards against your open hand and try to hand them to everyone at the table.

[React1oN]

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No matter what comes on the flop say "damn, I had exactly those cards!"

that puts me on endlifetilt.

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LOL!

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