Major variance. I got aejones banned.

[gobboboy]

Okay, so first a quick brag, I got 4th in the stuper last night. In the midst of getting 4th in the stuper last night, I raise/called allin with A7o against someone who I knew was going to be restealing with a pretty tight range. Aejones saw this hand and posted as if he played the hand and said "I WAS PLAYING AGGRESSIVE, HOW DID I DO." So I posted that I really played the hand and why I did what I did.

Well, he goes off on me. Saying it was terrible, etc. This is how he ended his post:

"In closing, you're terrible and there is no proof whatsovever that you're a competent poker player. I can promise you that ANYONE on this forum who is any good at poker knows that you're just a sick luckbox, with no real resemblance of thought process.

Hey, maybe one day I'll luck box my way into second place and 1m dollars (where everyone at the table thinks I'm terrible too- If I'm lucky!). But maybe I won't, and you couldn't pay me 1m dollars to be Gobbo anyways!"

I'm a sensitive little bastard, but this seemed pretty hatefilled. Immediately afterwards, someone else posted making fun of my obvious flaws. A mod edited the second flame post and then the guy re-edited and said something about the mod's mom. Then the mod deleted the thread.

Turns out the second post was from the same IP as the first post, and both accounts got permabanned.

So.

Brag: 4th in stuper.
Beat: I'm a fatass.
Variance: aejowned.

Also rickroll.