Jokes that push the envelope

[RoundTower]

A white family, a black family, and a Mexican family all live in the same apartment building. One afternoon a terrible fire breaks out in the building and it burns to the ground. Which family survives?

<font color=" white">The white family. The kids were at school and the parents were at work.</font>

[marchron]

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How does Jesus bite his nails?
<font color="white">[make biting pantomime on wrist area] </font>

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Why was Jesus a good lover?

<font color="white">'Cause he was hung like this: [stretch out arms in crucifixion pose]</font>

[Dkay04]

3 tampons are walking down the street, a super, a maxi and a mini, which one will talk to you first?

None they ar all stuck up c*nts


A black guy and a mexican are in a car who's driving?

The probation officer.

[Stacheman]

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?
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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
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[Pocket Trips]

a gay guy is walking home 1 night and takes a shortcut through a park. Along the way he comes across a passed out drunk on a park bench. He is horny as hell and figures wtf the guy will never know the difference and he screws the drunk.

Afterwards the gay guy feels really bad about what he did so he leaves $10 in the drunks pocket.

The next day the drunk wakes up finds the $10 and runs to the nearest liquor store and says to the guy behind the counter "Give me $10 worth of the cheapest wine you've got!!" The drunk drinks it and passes out.

The next night the same thing happens. The gay guy takes the shortcut through the park finds the bum on the bench, does his business with him, feels guilty and leaves him $10.

The next morning the drunk wakes up and again finds the $10 in his pocket and runs to the nearest liquor store and says to the guy at the counter "Give me $10 worth of the cheapest wine you've got!"

On the 3rd night the gay guy is walking home again only this time with a friend of his. He says to him "OMG you are not gonna believe this!" and they both screw the guy and leave him $10.

The next morning the drunk wakes up and runs to the nearest liquor store. The guy behind the counter says " I know i know you want $10 worth of the cheapest wine we've got" The drunk says "No, give me $20 worth of the BEST wine you've got! that cheap crap is tearing my ass apart!"

[Alobar]

pocket,

That was the first "dirty" joke I ever learned!

[bernie]

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wait, i just remembered another one.

-what do you tell a [insert minority here] in a [please choose one: bus, oven, teepee, dildo]?

-[profanity] in a [shock word]!!

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That's gold Jerry! Gold!

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[PokrLikeItsProse]

What's lesson did we learn from the Oklahoma City bombing and September 11?

<font color="white">Foreigners showed yet again that they can do it better and more efficiently than Americans.</font>

[Truja]

how do u guys do this invisible text stuff??

[PokrLikeItsProse]

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how do u guys do this invisible text stuff??

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