Why I don't tell people I play poker.

[KingNeo]

I just tell people I own a couple of internet companies.

[Gildwulf]

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I just tell people I own a couple of internet companies.

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yea

they are called

"3/6nlglaxosmithwesson"

"midstakeslimitotron"

"donkaments incorporated"

SHIP ITTTT

[Hass]

Amazing, you are a doctor? I have been getting bluish-green patches on my taint whenever I have sex with dead people...can you help me with that?

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OMFG.... can't stop laughing

[Claunchy]

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"donkaments incorporated"

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Awesome.

[Eulysses]

This thread is comedy gold.

[McBusto]

We need more threads like this.

[tom10167]

This thread and the "what's running bad to you" thread are some of BBVs finer moments.

[Chump Change]

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WOW EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO CALM THE [censored] DOWN AND BE HAPPY SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR JOB. CAN YOU GUYS HONESTLY SAY YOU KNEW HOW POKER WORKED BEFORE YOU GOT INTO IT EITHER?

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Amazing you play trivial pursuit? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU ON JEPOARDY, LOL

Amazing, you are a plumber? I tried to fix my plumbing once with a hacksaw and rust exploded in my eye and I had to go to the hospital. Can you believe my bad luck?

Amazing, you are a tax lawyer? If I give you my tax returns, can you do them for me?

Amazing, you are a doctor? I have been getting bluish-green patches on my taint whenever I have sex with dead people...can you help me with that?

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Zeebowned, obv.

[jungy121]

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People always want to learn how to do it too or the cliche... "Hey man, what if I give you $300 of my money for you to double it, can you do that?"

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Good God I can't tell you how many times I hear that phrase and every time I do I die a little inside.

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whats the best response to this? everyone i know says this including family and friends

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Yes, I can double your $300 and I'll guarnatee it. My fee is $700 BTW.

As for being called a poker addict, I just remind them this addiction is making me money, as opposed to my old addiction: heroin.
Usually followed by awkward silence, but occasinly someone realises I'm joking and actually laughs.

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i'm gonna use this one lol

[KurtSF]

That's it! I will never tell anyone I play poker again!

Thanks in advance to everyone who posted in this thread.