OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[bones]

No update. I'll probably need to hire an assistant before this ever gets done.

[MEJG2]

Player Extraordinaire

[MEJG2]

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Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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BBV Please! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Dr_Jeckyl_00]

poker pimp

or under your name say...

...enjoying life...

[bones]

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poker pimp

or under your name say...

...enjoying life...

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Wow, I like that a lot.

If you're interested in the coaching or lap dance, let me know.

Edit- Enjoying life, obv.

[WhiteShoelaces]

How about

"has a big e-penis but still has to pay for sex lol"

[Dr_Jeckyl_00]

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poker pimp

or under your name say...

...enjoying life...

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Wow, I like that a lot.

If you're interested in the coaching or lap dance, let me know.

Edit- Enjoying life, obv.

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hell yes I want some coaching!

[StregaChess]

Most likely an urban legend, but Bruce Lee was supposed to have business cards that read...
"Smile if you want to sleep with me"

If you get a little toasty drunk they could be dangerous...

[skipperbob]

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No update. I'll probably need to hire an assistant before this ever gets done.

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Dear Sir:

Please consider my application for open position as your assistant....I am 64 years old, a neat-freak, punctual to a fault, dependable, honest, fun to be around, and a veritable fountain of life advice....I will literally work for peanuts and consider no task too menial not any labor too difficult...I am kind to animals & children and courteous to women...I respect my elders (if I ever find any) and am genuinely impressed by the accomplishments of many 2+2'er's...I have an IQ of 180 and the attention span of an ant....I would be a welcome addition to an organization such as yours and would devote my considerable energy and intellect to the furtherment of your objectives.
I know nothing of this world of "easy money" of which the Ballas speak and am eager to learn at the foot of a Master [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[braminc]

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poker pimp

or under your name say...

...enjoying life...

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Wow, I like that a lot.

If you're interested in the coaching or lap dance, let me know.

Edit- Enjoying life, obv.

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took a while, but i think thats it folks!