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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
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Last Tuesday, I took my pregnant wife to the hospital to get the ultrasound where we find out the sex of the baby (its a boy). Afterwards, we get in the car, and my wife is all excited, calling everybody she knows on the cell phone. Apparently, she really wanted a boy. Anyways, I'm driving, and we stop at a red light. I haven't really said much of anything to this point. I look over at her, she's beaming with excitement, and I say "Its a boy! High five!" You know what came next. That one's for you, beetz. [/ QUOTE ] I triple-dog dare you to try this when she's in labor. |
#132
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When I read the OP, I thought he was a loser who got shut down by every girl and then pulled a lame 3rd grade joke.
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[ QUOTE ] Last Tuesday, I took my pregnant wife to the hospital to get the ultrasound where we find out the sex of the baby (its a boy). Afterwards, we get in the car, and my wife is all excited, calling everybody she knows on the cell phone. Apparently, she really wanted a boy. Anyways, I'm driving, and we stop at a red light. I haven't really said much of anything to this point. I look over at her, she's beaming with excitement, and I say "Its a boy! High five!" You know what came next. That one's for you, beetz. [/ QUOTE ] I triple-dog dare you to try this when she's in labor. [/ QUOTE ] Please. I won't even be in the room when that thing is going down. |
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I wish my wife would have let me stay out. I nearly passed out both time in the delivery room. I'm a wuss.
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
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Last Tuesday, I took my pregnant wife to the hospital to get the ultrasound where we find out the sex of the baby (its a boy). Afterwards, we get in the car, and my wife is all excited, calling everybody she knows on the cell phone. Apparently, she really wanted a boy. Anyways, I'm driving, and we stop at a red light. I haven't really said much of anything to this point. I look over at her, she's beaming with excitement, and I say "Its a boy! High five!" You know what came next. That one's for you, beetz. [/ QUOTE ] So awesome. * for BD as well. |
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Also, it is now funny if you yell "I call X" and then smack that [censored] out of someone's hand. Example, "I call Crème brulee!" then you smack creme brulee out of someone's hand! This is awesome. [/ QUOTE ]I've never heard of this ever before. |
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
Every time this thread gets bumped the Local H song gets stuck in my head.
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