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#131
10-04-2006, 02:20 PM
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
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[ QUOTE ] its my senior year and school just got back in session. i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power. its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far. one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world. to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly. harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better. he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future. i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown. he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky. I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa. I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say. He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class. I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party. i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind. [/ QUOTE ] Freaking hillarious. Way to go. [/ QUOTE ] yup 
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#132
10-04-2006, 02:32 PM
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
I am having a hard time caring too. I guess I don't belive it is true but then I don't care either. Maybe his parents will step up and kick him out and he will learn the hard way. I remeber one of my teachers having a poster in his room that said "Move out now while you still know everything".
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#134
10-05-2006, 11:36 AM
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
I wanna be as this cool dude is.
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#137
03-03-2007, 06:46 PM
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
I know OP is probably joking - hilarous btw. But I implore everyone to avoid sinking money into franchises. I researched them recently and they are just money pits IMO - the corp. gets too high a vig.
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